COD4 Drinking Game

[Vasquez]

Take a drink when:

* You're a kill short of a chopper/airstrike and get noobed.
* Some "helpful" soul on your team tells you to "shoot the chooper noobs", or "get the hQ noobs".
* Someone says "5 v 6: TEAMZ PLS"

Stop drinking when:

* Someone isn't using a sniper on "Bog".
* You get killed by your own chopper.
* Your nade bounces off that signpost/telegraph pole/piece of wall you never knew existed and lands in your mouth.


This is just intended as a starter, I'd like you pros to add far more amusing suggestions.

Peace out :salute:

[Repulse]

"5 v 6: TEAMZ PLS" thats a little too specific!

[imported_Whiskey]

Take a drink when:

* You're a kill short of a chopper/airstrike and get noobed.

This one alone will get most of us hammered in no time.

[CptainCrunch]

Want to get hammered quick;

Take a drink when someone complains about the noob tube/p90/laststand/martyrdom.

Crunch

[StoneCold313]

Want to get hammered quick;

Take a drink when someone complains about the noob tube/p90/laststand/martyrdom.

Crunch

Or accuses the other team for camping...

I've seen that lot lately...

[CptainCrunch]

Or accuses the other team for camping...

I've seen that lot lately...

Yea, thats a good one too.

They accused me of that the other day because every time they spawned, I was there to kill them. I said, "If you look around, your on the other side of the map." They said, "Yeah, so?"

:|::hmm:

Crunch

[StoneCold313]

I think it was few days ago, when i was playing on this random pub server. On the District map, we kick'd the crap out of the other team. We were the "active" part of the two teams, and someone of the enemy team had somekind of Heureka! moment. He typed in to the chat something between the lines "This is BS, all you guys do is camp". And then he disconnected...

I lol'd that so bad...

[Offtopic]
Crunch have you noticed that you have stunt double in TGN??

http://www.totalgamingnetwork.com/main/member.php?u=23416

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[imported_Whiskey]

They accused me of that the other day because every time they spawned, I was there to kill them. I said, "If you look around, your on the other side of the map." They said, "Yeah, so?"

Yeah, but there are some pricks out there who will shoot directly into the main "static" spawn areas (eg. specific corners in Shipment, the hangars in Countdown, etc) and kill people as soon as they appear. That's pretty frustrating when you're on the receiving end of it, and there's nothing you can do to control where you spawn.

Not saying you were doing that, but it does happen a fair bit, especially with snipers.

With the small maps and limited spawnpoints (often near a team-mate who is about to get wasted) there are definitely times when the spawn system can drive you nuts.

[StoneCold313]

Yeah, but there are some pricks out there who will shoot directly into the main "static" spawn areas (eg. specific corners in Shipment, the hangars in Countdown, etc) and kill people as soon as they appear. That's pretty frustrating when you're on the receiving end of it, and there's nothing you can do to control where you spawn.

Not saying you were doing that, but it does happen a fair bit, especially with snipers.

There is only few times when i have shot someone with sniper to spawn point... "The Lemmings" effect has happened more than few times, and usually it brings lots of laughs, when it happens...

Anyone wondering what the Lemmings effect is, it means when you are "defending" as sniper, and you kill person X when he's crossing the street(example). Few seconds later, the same dude runs from same spot, and you kill him again...

I had a blast when this one dude kept trying to run across the street on Strike and everytime i nailed him before he made it across..

[Shellshock_1918]

Drink a shot everytime you hear "OUR UAV IS ONLINE" in a 50 man TDM. :laugh:

[StoneCold313]

Or drink tequila shot everytime you get killed in 32 man FFA shipment...

You'd be wasted in no time... :laugh:

[Lt Davis]

Yeah, but there are some pricks out there who will shoot directly into the main "static" spawn areas (eg. specific corners in Shipment...

On Shipment that's probably one of the better tactics lol...

[seoulspirit]

Or drink tequila shot everytime you get killed in 32 man FFA shipment...

You'd be wasted in no time... :laugh:

why not take a drink when ur killed by someone pretending to be tila tequila?

[StoneCold313]

why not take a drink when ur killed by someone pretending to be tila tequila?

We need AO rating to this thread...

[imported_Whiskey]

On Shipment that's probably one of the better tactics lol...

I hope we can get the Shipment2 custom map going on the server, or that ze_cargo map...Shipment's layout isn't a bad one to play, if only it weren't the size of a shoebox (or you only play it 3 vs 3 or less).