The ability to redline is a blessing.

[Sloi sauce]

Now that I have your attention, we can toss the inflammatory title aside for this public announcement.


My goodness, I've never been witness to so much incompetence in one round. I'm a nice guy, so I'll make a handy little list for all of you:

- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots
- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots
- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots
- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots
- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots
- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots
- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots
- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots
- Don't capture flags with the attack helicopter
- Pay attention to spotted vehicles, especially helicopters and mobile AA
- Fly at an angle conducive to proper TV shots


Some items might be repeated for emphasis and importance. If you can't follow these simple rules, don't hop into the most valuable asset, or (and trust me, this is an extremely recent decision) I will decidedly redline you if given the chance.

At this point in my BF2 experience, it's what I want or nothing. I can't help the team if you're f*cking it all up for us, and I certainly don't have the patience to deal with your nonsense.

That is all. Commence flaming, (b-1)ssholes.

Oh yeah, and this site is taking a sh*t right now, huh? Can't even make a simple update to my post without the forum taking me well into the 23rd century. Christ...

[waaah_wah]

Why do you keep posting this stuff when you know that it will end in a nice little flame fest...?

[DR Kop]

So your having a go at other pilots now and not gunners?
Well that makes a bit of a change I suppose.

[Sloi sauce]

Why do you keep posting this stuff when you know that it will end in a nice little flame fest...?

I felt like venting. The opportunity for other people to flame is just a bonus...

Obviously, nothing good will come of this. It's not like anyone will actually take the advice to heart, as evidenced by the ineptitude I keep seeing everywhere I go.

Can't really hurt to put it out there, though.

[camper.]

At first it was a valid reaction to morons, but now you're just being a pretentious moron. Great, you redline people in a ****ing game, and you wear it like a badge of honour, sheesh.

With reference to the last part of your sig, go shoot up some schools or something

[imported_bigpappa]

the ability to whore yourself is a blessing to

[Stemnin]

/flame /care

Only required in matches (ladder, league, etc.), screw the pub games.

[(TM)KillJoy]

<---Picture of a guy soloing

No one 'makes' someone the way they are, they choose to be the way they are.

I understand the frustration, but sorry man, can't agree with Tking and Redlining ...that's on the same level as incompetent pilots.

[Sloi sauce]

That's ok, I wasn't looking for acceptance. I'm just letting you know so there's no misunderstanding in the future...

At least you'll be prepared.

[jesus]

It's fun taking the only attack chopper and flying it up at high altitudes and just sitting there for a long time.

[Chris_Redfield]

LOL...

Sloi, the only way youll make these muppets understand, is to make a video which is about 20 minutes or so long, make it in 3 series to make it a total of 1 hour in lenght.

The video should play out like this. Your average round, with anywhere between 30-64 players on the server. But dont redline, TK, dont do anything. Just try to get the chopper as the rest of the gang does. The fly it. Put together the clips of the 60 times you died and then present it. The video should be named something similar to "If I dont do this, Im forced to enjoy that..."

[imported_bigpappa]

muppets, thats funny. :laugh:

[Sloi sauce]

LOL...

Sloi, the only way youll make these muppets understand, is to make a video which is about 20 minutes or so long, make it in 3 series to make it a total of 1 hour in lenght.

The video should play out like this. Your average round, with anywhere between 30-64 players on the server. But dont redline, TK, dont do anything. Just try to get the chopper as the rest of the gang does. The fly it. Put together the clips of the 60 times you died and then present it. The video should be named something similar to "If I dont do this, Im forced to enjoy that..."

That sounds like a lot of work. More so than simply putting a nice blade or a few hundred grains of lead to their faces. :laugh:

[signa]

I approve.

[ConscriptVirus]

<---Picture of a guy soloing

now that's just wrong/disturbing


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