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  • Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

    Wooooot, I just see that I have over 30.000 helo kills now!!
    I rly like to chopperwhore but :




    When I go to work in the morning I run to my car cuz I'm afraid someone else gets it first. First thing I do > check for mines and weird looking boxes.

    I never use the doors anymore I always jump straight in.

    When I drive off I always look through the sunroof if nothing is hanging above me.

    If I do see a plane above me I drive off like a maniac doing donuts and lotsa burnouts untill my alarm is silence again.

    Every car around me on the road I see as a potentional rammer so I always try to keep some distance between them and me (some strange unknown syndrome says my doc, I have to live with it).

    I mounted some cams at the front and the rear of my car and attached the wires with my turn signals. So whenever I turn it gives me a quick overview of whats around me and helps me getting save to work.

    I never ever pickup any strangers!! Only my son may sit on the passengers seat cuz I know he can use the TV screen.

    If a stranger still manage to hop in on my take of, I drive offroad and redline the sucker.

    Last night I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me why I got a parachute strapped on my back and why there is a .50 sniperrifle laying on the backseat, pffff...., wat a nOOb huh!!

    Same officer gave me a ticket that day for doing loops on the highway, damn....

    When I want another CD in my carstereo I seatswitch quickly.

    Some towns are closed for me now cuz they have wicked rules for not changing CD's on my own.

    Every week I need a new frontbumper on the car cuz I do alot of vertical tarmac spinning on the parkinglots to show off.

    I stop at every gas station to get some repairs.

    I got a cool sticker on my trunk saying : If U Can Read This Ur In Range!

    On the sides also some stickers saying : This Is Not A Da*n Taxi!

    I'm getting alot of compliments on my car, I think peops never seen a Volvo XC90 in camo colors before.

    When I park at my work I always put some C4 on it (just in case)

    Frequently I come home late after I waited on the wrong parkinglot for my car to spawn.

    My co-worker Sam has send me a email of why I blocked him on MSN. well Sam..., I'm sick of u lying in front of my car when I want to drive home buddy! And I don't believe ur accidentel punishments anymore!!

    Local Police has forbidden me to order any chinese food cuz they dont want any streetfights anymore.
    As if I can help they bring the food in a car with a Chinese flag on the roof huh!

    Neighbours ask me silly questions why my car sometimes hangs in a tree. Pffff....., as if they never make mistakes themselfs....

    Tomorrow my car must go to the dealer cuz I'm having startup problems lately, I think its a punkbuster error, not sure though...






    My girlfriend says I'm acting a bit weird lately, I hope it has nothing to do with playing BF2 to much, what do u guys think?????



  • #2
    Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

    Maybe you need to get a life?

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    • #3
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      "I got a cool sticker on my trunk saying : If U Can Read This Ur In Range!"


      lol I like that one

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      • #4
        Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

        what was the point to this thread? humor? what?

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        • #5
          Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

          I got a cool sticker on my trunk saying : If U Can Read This Ur In Range!
          ROFLMAO! I would sig it in an instant.

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          • #6
            Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

            Originally posted by LightBred View Post
            what was the point to this thread? humor? what?
            i would like to know the same thing...

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            • #7
              Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

              lol OP i like that very funny indeed.

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              • #8
                Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

                lmfao that was funny...very good read

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                • #9
                  Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

                  Originally posted by [AH1z]Predrag View Post
                  "I got a cool sticker on my trunk saying : If U Can Read This Ur In Range!"


                  lol I like that one
                  Hahahaha great stuff

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                  • #10
                    Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

                    Originally posted by Sneaky View Post

                    When I want another CD in my carstereo I seatswitch quickly.





                    My girlfriend says I'm acting a bit weird lately, I hope it has nothing to do with playing BF2 to much, what do u guys think?????



                    lmfao priceless

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                    • #11
                      Re: Playing with the BF2 choppers to mucho????

                      Originally posted by mwillin0000 View Post
                      i would like to know the same thing...
                      i would like to know why u dont understand english.?

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