Wooooot, I just see that I have over 30.000 helo kills now!!
I rly like to chopperwhore but :
When I go to work in the morning I run to my car cuz I'm afraid someone else gets it first. First thing I do > check for mines and weird looking boxes.
I never use the doors anymore I always jump straight in.
When I drive off I always look through the sunroof if nothing is hanging above me.
If I do see a plane above me I drive off like a maniac doing donuts and lotsa burnouts untill my alarm is silence again.
Every car around me on the road I see as a potentional rammer so I always try to keep some distance between them and me (some strange unknown syndrome says my doc, I have to live with it).
I mounted some cams at the front and the rear of my car and attached the wires with my turn signals. So whenever I turn it gives me a quick overview of whats around me and helps me getting save to work.
I never ever pickup any strangers!! Only my son may sit on the passengers seat cuz I know he can use the TV screen.
If a stranger still manage to hop in on my take of, I drive offroad and redline the sucker.
Last night I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me why I got a parachute strapped on my back and why there is a .50 sniperrifle laying on the backseat, pffff...., wat a nOOb huh!!
Same officer gave me a ticket that day for doing loops on the highway, damn....
When I want another CD in my carstereo I seatswitch quickly.
Some towns are closed for me now cuz they have wicked rules for not changing CD's on my own.
Every week I need a new frontbumper on the car cuz I do alot of vertical tarmac spinning on the parkinglots to show off.
I stop at every gas station to get some repairs.
I got a cool sticker on my trunk saying : If U Can Read This Ur In Range!
On the sides also some stickers saying : This Is Not A Da*n Taxi!
I'm getting alot of compliments on my car, I think peops never seen a Volvo XC90 in camo colors before.
When I park at my work I always put some C4 on it (just in case)
Frequently I come home late after I waited on the wrong parkinglot for my car to spawn.
My co-worker Sam has send me a email of why I blocked him on MSN. well Sam..., I'm sick of u lying in front of my car when I want to drive home buddy! And I don't believe ur accidentel punishments anymore!!
Local Police has forbidden me to order any chinese food cuz they dont want any streetfights anymore.
As if I can help they bring the food in a car with a Chinese flag on the roof huh!
Neighbours ask me silly questions why my car sometimes hangs in a tree. Pffff....., as if they never make mistakes themselfs....
Tomorrow my car must go to the dealer cuz I'm having startup problems lately, I think its a punkbuster error, not sure though...
My girlfriend says I'm acting a bit weird lately, I hope it has nothing to do with playing BF2 to much, what do u guys think?????
I rly like to chopperwhore but :
When I go to work in the morning I run to my car cuz I'm afraid someone else gets it first. First thing I do > check for mines and weird looking boxes.
I never use the doors anymore I always jump straight in.
When I drive off I always look through the sunroof if nothing is hanging above me.
If I do see a plane above me I drive off like a maniac doing donuts and lotsa burnouts untill my alarm is silence again.
Every car around me on the road I see as a potentional rammer so I always try to keep some distance between them and me (some strange unknown syndrome says my doc, I have to live with it).
I mounted some cams at the front and the rear of my car and attached the wires with my turn signals. So whenever I turn it gives me a quick overview of whats around me and helps me getting save to work.
I never ever pickup any strangers!! Only my son may sit on the passengers seat cuz I know he can use the TV screen.
If a stranger still manage to hop in on my take of, I drive offroad and redline the sucker.
Last night I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me why I got a parachute strapped on my back and why there is a .50 sniperrifle laying on the backseat, pffff...., wat a nOOb huh!!
Same officer gave me a ticket that day for doing loops on the highway, damn....
When I want another CD in my carstereo I seatswitch quickly.
Some towns are closed for me now cuz they have wicked rules for not changing CD's on my own.
Every week I need a new frontbumper on the car cuz I do alot of vertical tarmac spinning on the parkinglots to show off.
I stop at every gas station to get some repairs.
I got a cool sticker on my trunk saying : If U Can Read This Ur In Range!
On the sides also some stickers saying : This Is Not A Da*n Taxi!
I'm getting alot of compliments on my car, I think peops never seen a Volvo XC90 in camo colors before.
When I park at my work I always put some C4 on it (just in case)
Frequently I come home late after I waited on the wrong parkinglot for my car to spawn.
My co-worker Sam has send me a email of why I blocked him on MSN. well Sam..., I'm sick of u lying in front of my car when I want to drive home buddy! And I don't believe ur accidentel punishments anymore!!
Local Police has forbidden me to order any chinese food cuz they dont want any streetfights anymore.
As if I can help they bring the food in a car with a Chinese flag on the roof huh!
Neighbours ask me silly questions why my car sometimes hangs in a tree. Pffff....., as if they never make mistakes themselfs....
Tomorrow my car must go to the dealer cuz I'm having startup problems lately, I think its a punkbuster error, not sure though...
My girlfriend says I'm acting a bit weird lately, I hope it has nothing to do with playing BF2 to much, what do u guys think?????
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