The Scientific Laws of Battlefield 2

[LightBred]

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great way to copy something from bf2s.com:yay:

[jdrou]

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7.Idiots have a unique pheromone receptor which can sense a friendly arty strike. Once initiated they run to the center of the strike like moths to a flame, thrust their noses in the air and put there finger on the PgDn button ready for the climax!

You can tell how old this is because arty no longer gives TKs. Still funny for people who remember the old days though.

[AngelicThreat]

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great way to copy something from bf2s.com:yay:

Way to be an *** hole.. i gave cred where it was needed. YAY!!!

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Way to be an *** hole.. i gave cred where it was needed. YAY!!!

because cred changes everything when you copied an entire thread 900000000 of us have seen

[sturat]

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That list is almost 100% true lol. Every single one that is true, is one reason that I hate BF2 sometimes

Also, has anyone found a good use for "15"? I can't understand why you would even want the right mouse option.

Its fun to use on karkand and your a sniper on top of the hotel, one or two nades dropped over the edge takes out the squad below capping the flag :laugh:

also works if your on top of the tv station and you know where the flag is, the nade explodes just as it gets to the flag :)

[Syndr0me]

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64. Waiting 5 minutes for a jet just to get killed by an enemy who will fly off with it once its spawns 5 secondes after you died.

65. Waiting 5 minutes for a jet just soo you can re-live the excitement of getting connection problem making the jet do a magical 180 pitch downwards to the ground.

God, the stuff I have learnt in 3 days time :p

[proto]

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I remember seeing this somewhere BEFORE it was on BF2s.

[AngelicThreat]

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I remember seeing this somewhere BEFORE it was on BF2s.

Oh my God... Other Genius. INFORM THE INTERNET!!!!!

[hamzehtarek]

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Thanks Captain Obvious (no, not you Angelic).

[CaptDestroyer0]

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you should add sommething like
66.The only time you should black-out is when you see a gernade in front of you in a house with one exit wich happends to have claymore on it

[mwillin0000]

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i got a kick out of 19 and 20.

[range_-_master13]

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67. No matter how far you stop from the enemy claymore a teammate will blow it up for you

[mrkidkill]

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68.for every enemy you run over with a jeep, your Tkd or killed by another jeep 4 times.

[Mr. Head_shot]

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64. Thou shalt always jump into the gunner seat of the cobra only to have it crash to the ground due to a noob pilot :laugh:

[Voop_Bakon]

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69. Waiting five minute for the jet only to have 4 teammates sit if front of you as you take off

70. Waiting five minute for the jet only to have a teammate drive a jeep into you as you take off.

71.Waiting five minute for the jet only to have some guy jihad you as you take off.