Best Teamkill Ever

[imported_bigpappa]

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lol I never thought this would get this many replys

All the fun teamkilling normally happens on imsomnia 24/7 wake island 07'

........the things people will do for the j-10

i think some people would kill IRL for the j-10. its like the holy grail for BF2.

[|-TC-| NZSAS-Trooper]

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lolne time there was this guy who was Tking for the jet to I killed him before he could do it again. He invited me into his squad and started yelling at me and he was an 8 year old kid!!!! Bahahaha

[AlphaCueUp]

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i like teamkilling the guys on the other team

once, i had to kill a teamate.....he looked at me funny and i didnt like it.....so i knifed him in the ballsdf

[I am RKO]

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i like teamkilling the guys on the other team

once, i had to kill a teamate.....he looked at me funny and i didnt like it.....so i knifed him in the ballsdf

You have issues. I'm refering you to an anger management specialist.

I tend to harass my own commander. I shoot near him, so he comes off the commander screen and thinks there is enemies there. Its funny to watch them bunny hop around and then look at you when no one is there.

[TheEn|gma]

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I tend to harass my own commander. I shoot near him, so he comes off the commander screen and thinks there is enemies there. Its funny to watch them bunny hop around and then look at you when no one is there.

Yeah I abuse the commander whilst he isn't looking.

[HungryMungry]

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my funniest TK? Well, it was on special forces on ghost town. I was commander (which is weird cause Private first classes dont usally get commander), and he TKed me and it looked like on purpose. I was capping the Upper north side, and so was he. Suddenly, he turns around and blasts me in the face (Notice i say FACE, not chest[Edit--With the .50 cal, no less]) and he says "sory lalz."

I punished him. Shortly after, he says "y u punsh me! it wuz an acidunt!" (Yes, thats exactily what it says. EXACTILY.).

He TK's me again, cause he got pissed that i punished him for him TKing me.

After that he says "im gona killz u!"

I see him going near a helo.

My russian help desk lady softy says blabber, which translated means

"Roger that, supply drop at your position."
Then, two seconds after...
"Roger that, vehicle drop at your position."

The supply parachute and vehicle parachute both disappeared, causing that phag to have a serious head-ache and some 3rd degree burns.

Lol.

[Sir. Troyhw]

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trying to do a jet stunt, then some noob puts sandbags on the runway. and i explode. soo i get mad and place c4 all over the carrier. and tk the whole team, it made me feel a little better inside.

[|TG| Chefmoto1]

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the best one I ever got was in wake 2007 and there was some colonel who didnt have a purple heart and my squad decided to TK him soooo much that he got one. When he got it he was soooooooooooo mad he disconnected and looked up his profile and it wasnt there no more LOL!!

You are soooooooooo a ****ing n00b

[flying-assasin]

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trying to do a jet stunt, then some noob puts sandbags on the runway. and i explode. soo i get mad and place c4 all over the carrier. and tk the whole team, it made me feel a little better inside.

How you put sandbags out?

[WNx Makka99]

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I approve of this thread.

and you are who?...

[camper.]

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Three people FTKed me for the jet, so I turned back and swept 2 with the jet off into the water, then waited for them to suicide and respawn, came back, launched F-35 at them, killed 16 people. The best part is that all the TKs went to someone else, and they didn't count either (the game doesn't count 5+ kills/TKs in a row for some reason).

[flubagalub]

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The best team kill I had was when, I and some other guy were on the carrier waiting for a jet while pistoling each other slowly(you know one shot at a time)

So after 2 shots, I didn't want to TK him and lose a point but I wanted him to die, so I turn around and pistol some sniper that was standing with his back to us, then quickly change to my main gun, turn a bit sideways and freeze, the sniper turns around, sees the other guy is holding a pistol, BAM! blasts him with his M95 right in the face.

Was a sweet setup lol.

lol. That's the only good one I've heard in this thread. All the others are by noobs who think its funny to tk randoms for no reason.

[Richard9292]

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How you put sandbags out?

It was probably sandbox.

Mine was when me and 2 friends were on the carrier on wake as USMC, one of my friends hopped in the AA gun and proceded to fire the minigun at the deck. As all vechiles had been taken I jumped around trying to get him to teamkill me, I managed to get down into the red, whipped out my pistol and shot my other friend, he turned around and returned the favour.

[[OgV-V]Tankerrob]

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griefers suck.

and that guy was a tard for not disconnecting sooner.

BINGO.

There are 3 issues with this.
1) Your a douchebag for doing that ZOMG
2) He should have disconnected earlier
3) What lame *** server is it that has slouches that dont admin?

[180i]

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why didn't he dissconect?
what an idiot