funniest complaints

[Dodg3rman]

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not a complaint as such but...

got banned for 'starting jets' !!!

i jumped in the US fighter at start of kubra map and went straight to the mec base and killed the jet taking off,its not even an uncap FFs, then wallop banned for the above reason

usual admin abuse of power cos they got pwned

[KC-10]

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Hmmm...I haven't been called a hacker much or complained about...BUT I have a few good comments/complaints/SEG*WTFHAX!!1!one!eleven!!

1. 999 round Gamearena Karkand. As usual I am wh0ring my PKM as MEC (ooooooooooh, PKM). One noob on the US side kept getting killed by it/me and he was using the M249 SAW...so he changed to the PKM to try and get payback. I encounter him again. We both prone at the same time. We both fire at the same time. *BOOM HEADSHOT!* For me. Obviously he is a newbie to the PKM because I didn't take damage . Again, I encounter him. We prone. *BOOM HEADSHOT!* For me. Repeat 10 more times.

"OMG KFC IS FUC*ING HACKING BECAUSE HE KEEPS KILLING ME WITH THE PKM AND I CAN'T EVEN HIT HIM!" "Two things: 1. Its KC-10. 2. Learn to aim."

2. Not a complaint, as such, but rather a comment. A GOOD comment! Playing Daquing on Internode a few rounds earlier and whoring the F-15 I moved to Wake to find a player from the previous round. "Hey, your that guy who was flying the bomber on Daquing! Mad flying man!"

3. On Gamearena Shaqui I found a sniper/medic on top of a building in the vicinity of City Entrance. He had layed a claymore at the foot of the ladder infront of it...so I snuck around it and climbed the ladder to knife him! :p

"Hey KC-10 how did you get past my claymore?" "OK here is a tip: If you don't see it, it won't kill you."

*SEG=Sweet Enola Gay Son!

[Narutoscryed]

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Ironic as is sounds today i after reading this i began to play bf2

A short time into the match my team was loosing pretty badly..

I always play on a certain server and a few of the people that play in this server i see quite often..

So i was in a squad trying to get some work done.. and i keep seeing some dudes name from our team (not squad) getting killed..

He kept getting killed over and over again.. not unbelievably fast mind you.. but his stats had been like 2-20

pretty terrible..

So he had been silent up untill then.. and then outa nowhere he just goes off... it was a buncha nonsensicle jargon also... he would say things like..

WTF you shot me with a rocket... aimbot *****..

Or

A-I-M-B-O-T

And many many other things... he just sat there and typed away.. bitching.. finally some dude said that he should do less typing and more fighting.. then he called that dude a hacker.. then he left...

Long story short... this forum jinxed me.

[aznreaperx]

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from some kid
i was base raping (server allowed it ) and this one kid would spawn and just stand there so i got tons of kills off him. After finally getting killed by the other team the kid says
"hey thats no fair, you killed me when i was in the bathroom" XD i started laughing my *** off

[Monkmonkman]

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I got a whole page of them....

[aznreaperx]

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guess what
i have a new desktop^^^^^^

[Monkmonkman]

Re: funniest complaints

so....

[YoDiddy]

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most recent..

http://bf2player.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3871&sid=32

admin wouldnt let me use his tank

[CQ-Reborn]

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I just got told that "the only reason your doing good is cuz your usin overpowered assult". I laughed.

[zipp0r]

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ive had all the "hacker" and "your moms a ****" comments loads of times. they make me laugh

[Bronx19]

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From all that i think we can assume Monk is a bunny hopper. Its ok, I do it to.

By the way, my email is remarkably similar to your name.

[flippy199]

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From all that i think we can assume Monk is a bunny hopper. Its ok, I do it to.

yeah hes a bunny hopper, but do you acctually do it in a fire fight, i can see doing it to run away because its tough to shoot you, but in a fire fight, you cant shoot and you get destroyed

[imported_Dingdong]

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I got a whole page of them....

Lmao nicely done like the 1# stats nub on with lord of weed.

[BlazinAngel-51]

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In Bf2 I get accused of aimbots, especially when sniping.
And in Counter Strike: Source I get acused of wallhacking, what ever that is.

[{HHx}b14ze]

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Server admin: "You know you are talking to an admin"

Me: "**** you"


They say it like they are god.

You got that right! I call them server nazis!

Im on a SF server one night when a clan starts bitching that one of my clan mates is hacking. I explained to them that if they were worried about it, they should set up thier server to stream to the mbl, and take SS's to police the players that play there. I've caught players in the clan im in cheating and booted thier asses. Also, that it is noobish to accuse people of hacking without proof, and because you are getting your *** handed to you in a video game.

I got kicked from a server for saying: "STFU and let your game do your talking". So I left them a post asking why. The next day they had this fancy new page on thier website and a detailed explanation on thier forums of why STFU warrants a kick and eventually a ban. (this is after i talked to them on thier TS and noticed that thier forums are FULL of people bitching about the way they run thier servers)

"We have young kids on here so we don't tollerate profanity and disrespect"

Um, yea.

YOU MUST SHELTER THIER EYES FROM READING "STFU", yet YOU LET THEM PLAY A GAME OF WAR AND MURDER.

I guess it is your server. Run it like a bunch of shiny tools!