The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

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I got into a tank battle on Wake Island...well I thought it was going to be a battle. I was shooting at him and he appeared to be looking straight at me and his tank was slightly moving forward so I knew he was actually playing, but I took my 3 shots and took him out. I thought it was odd I had no fight from him. I looked up to see who I killed and I started laughing uncontrollably. His name was "Cross Eyed Gary".

Maybe not the funniest moment, but up there for me.

EDIT: Hehe this guy: http://bf2s.com/player/64200940/

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Few Nights ago, i was on Wake Island.

I was near the shore when i saw the US blackhawk get shot down but fortunatly the pilot bailed before it blew up. He started swimming my direction. I waited till i could see him and said "Atleast its a nice day for a swim"

He stop swimming, so i thought this guy isnt going to move, so i jumped into the water and swam up to him. We then raced back to the shore. I reached the shore because i had the lighter kit (special ops - AT)

So instead of gunning him down, i pulled out my knife and waiting for him. He then made it to the shore and pulled out his knife and we had a little knife duel.

I lost - LOL

Was a good Laugh.

[richardaball]

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I was playing Gulf of Oman demo, had played the game for, dunno, maybe few hours. I spawned as USMC on carrier, and ran up to blackhawk, which had its rotors spinning lazily. "Cool, a chopper with room in it" I thought and jumped in, having never taken a ride in one before, and got a minigun seat, facing towards the carrier.

I watched as more people sprinted towards chopper and jumped in, jets were blasting off, and I started to feel a bit pumped. You know, when everything is so cool and new, you're passenger in a chopper ready to take off and head towards the battle. Soon enough, chopper was full, and everybody is yelling "Hit it !" and "Go Go Go", few more seconds and we'd be off.

But nothing happened.. people were getting rather anxious, but the pilot didn't react at all at the constant yelling. Few impatient ones jumped out the chopper, and somebody else jumped in fast. No other transports on deck, and they started fighting "my spot !" "no, mine !", rest are yelling "Go go go !" but nothing is happening.

Finally, engine starts to pick up some rpms, and everybody is cheering and yelling. Few disappointed ones who gave up their spot look as the chopper starts to slowly get up from the deck try to jump in, and get teamkilled. I bet I wasn't the only one who heard "Rise of Valkyries" playing in my (well, theirs) head, adrenaline was rushing as chopper took off, inch, two, yard ..

Later I realized that the long pause before taking off was probably due to the pilot frantically flipping pages in the manual looking for "PILOTING THE CHOPPERS" passage. Blackhawk was still over the deck, when it was already upside down, plummeting towards the deck. It missed slightly and within 5 seconds from takeoff, we crashed into sea in a spiral. Poor guy got 3 instant punishes, I doubt he ever saw "YOU WERE KILLED" screen, when he was already kicked. Everybody was either furious in team say, or laughing their asses off.

That's when I decided that I really, REALLY want to buy this game.

I thought the demo was only a 16 player map with no jets and choppers?

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I was playing karkand once and climbed the ladder to get to the top of the building at the square, up there already was an enemy sniper so i went prone and pushed him off the top to his death, I couldnt stop laughing imagining him frantically trying to hit the 9 key before hitting the ground. lmfao

I know i have done the same, sniping ontop of buildings, moving around to get the best angle and falling off the edge then frantically tryiong to get the 9 key but to no avail.

[Weed3n]

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no, its 32 player maps, great times i had on that demo, shooting whilst jumping, ahaha great times

[spitsfreeman]

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I thought wont it be fun to push the commander out in the middle of the run way.

heheh i done somthing like that to a friend when he was commanding on karkand lol we were usmc and he had set up shop as commander under the petrol station, lol i pushed him all the way down the main road to the Arty and left him lol a few mins later when the arty fired i heard his voice on ts very confused saying "wtf am i doing here"

another one that made me giggle alot was watching a group of people standing playing the "E" game at a chopper spawn on the carrier i dont know what they were doing wronge but when the chopper spawned all 3 were pushed back off the carrier and into the water :laugh::laugh: it was like a gift just for me lol :laugh:

[18Zulukiller]

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Madest thing ive seen was yesterday on mashurate city i went commander and spotted a BH trying to take the power plant so i droped a vodnic on the BH. The vodnic landed perfectly on top of the BH and stayed there anyway the BH pilot managed to cap the flag with this vodnic on his back and then flew of towards the backyard STILL with the vodnic on his back. I couldnt beleave it he must of been the most steadiest BH piolt ever because the guy was flying around with the vodink on his back for around 5 minutes before he got shot down. I just wish i was on the ground to see that instead of commander mode it would of looked mental to a normal soldier seeing a BH getting humped by a vodnic lol.

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the funniest thing i have ever seen was on wake it was the begining of the round and the whole USMC teams was on deck of the carrier and everybody is tk'ing for choppers and jets so none of them actually took off ever really... after a couple minutes the jet takes and an attack heli then all of a sudden BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM look up the whole kill screen is filled with commader arty kills and i got to the end page to see how many people he killed it is 3/4 of the way full i look at the tab page and my whole team is dead not 1 person alive (i assumed the jet and heli died/crashed right before arty)