The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

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  • Elbryan

    #1

    The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

    Let's talk about those ^^

    I'll start.

    I was fighting on SWIZZ-AIR server #8 playing into Sharqui Penisula with a chopper when me and my teammate engaged a fight with another chopper.
    This one was trying to avoid our missiles when he crushed into his UAV.. lol.

    Another time..

    I was in a tank when an enemy covered it with C4.
    I jumped off the tank and my mate killed this one..
    I was returning on the tank when another enemy jumped into it ..
    I picked up the dead's kit and I detonate the C4 ..
  • Pluckyx24

    #2
    Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

    C4 flying cars on servers with friendly fire off.
    Flying people with C4 blasts on servers with friendly fire off.

    And this:


    USMC captured all the control points, and I was the last one on the team, so I tried to capture suburb while all the tanks were still at the MEC base. Red car is me (MEC). Blue car is enemy USMC. Where you see the blue and red lines meet, it's where both cars collided. I was flung to the right and into that tiny passage. I was driving on the railing. Then, I drove all the way around and rolled over the USMC soldier who got out of his car.

    One guy said I was drunk driving...

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    • Darkdog

      #3
      Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

      I was in the Z10 on Dalian plant and I was chasing a DPV trying to kill him and suddenly a slow JSF comes up behind me and shoots me down, My wreckage flies towards the ground and lands RIGHT next to the DPV killing the driver saying hes "No more" I couldn't stop laughing..

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      • USARANGER

        #4
        Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

        one time me and a buddy where playing as USMC on wake. we were getting our asses handed to us by the chinesse. we finally took their airfield, with about 20 tickets left (our first captured base that game) then everyone spawned there, we stole their heli, everyone took the fast jeep to the other posts, and took em all. check this out:

        went from absolutually hopeless to winning. NEVER GIVE UP!! lol everyone on both teams was like, ".............omg!"
        and check out this weird bug thing. mp7 with deisel sights :)

        idk y it did that, but i aimed with it, and when i zoomed back out, it was back to normal

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        • imported_Nefarious
          Member
          • Feb 2007
          • 1607

          #5
          Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

          I've seen alot of funny things in BF2. Take a look.









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          • dblEdge

            #6
            Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

            Kinda had one just now... 2 bots ran to each other and knifed each other at the same time. It was even funnier by the fact they had charged each other then flew back screaming "Medic!!"

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            • Elbryan

              #7
              Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

              Ehi Paulus .. how can I see "You have killed <name in orange> (bonus)" too?

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              • ColdCircuitCash
                Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 225

                #8
                Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

                get a copy of Salad fork's or Ringmaster's Localization files. Search the forums....i just installed them yesterday : ) so now it's like You OWNED (in orange) "player" and You were NOOBED (orange) by "player"

                CCC

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                • Cazzy

                  #9
                  Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

                  I saw a naked leprechaun run across the AC on Wake.... so funny!!!

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                  • PunkMetal

                    #10
                    Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

                    Yesterday I was playing on sharqi, for the first half of the round we were owning the MEC team, but they finally got all our flag, then I guy go one flag so we spawn there...then again the MEC capture our flag....but another guy capture another flag...finally we lose all our flag 3 times from 100 to 25 tickets but we finally won the round

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                    • VC_Resurrected

                      #11
                      Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

                      Originally posted by Cazzy
                      I saw a naked leprechaun run across the AC on Wake.... so funny!!!
                      Ah yes, you mustve been playing the LSD enhanced version of BF2

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                      • Orphious2006

                        #12
                        Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

                        I think the funniest thing I saw was on wake...well really didnt see it....I was the one responsible. I thought wont it be fun to push the commander out in the middle of the run way. Took me about 10 minutes but finally got him there. He never came out of the command screen. It was so funny looking seeing him just stand there. Sure enough the J-10 spawns.....LOL ran him right over...I thought I would fall out of my chair I was laughing so hard. I can just imagine what he thought....probably didnt realize it was plane that hit him just that he was tked.

                        Before anyone starts bashing me I know it was wrong but hey gotta have alittle fun now and again!!!

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                        • Cazzy

                          #13
                          Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

                          Originally posted by VC_Resurrected
                          Ah yes, you mustve been playing the LSD enhanced version of BF2
                          Did you see him also? I tried to shoot the little bugger, but he was too quick!

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                          • Scort

                            #14
                            Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

                            I took the US tank off the jump at karkand square, but sadly one of our lav25s were just passing below...... eek a tk.

                            Did get a funny message from the driver of the lav25 though - "never seen a bunny hopping tank before"

                            Scort.

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                            • Jumintiger
                              Member
                              • May 2006
                              • 517

                              #15
                              Re: The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

                              I was MEC on Sharqi and I had just taken the TV station. However I was injured and I knew there was a tank and swarms of enemies coming. I started sprinting up the stairs, hoping that I could either jump off the roof to escape or take the unoccupied American chopper.

                              Halfway up the flag turns gray.

                              When I finally get up there, there's my silver beauty in the sun, ready to fly me away. I jumped in and was watching myself in F10 view, and just moments after I had got in swarms of USMC came into view, wanting my chopper...They had all been waiting to spawn or were running up the stairs.

                              It looked funny just because there were so many of them there, all wanting the chopper, and all trying to kill me with shotguns.

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