The funniest things you've ever seen in BF2

[Heavy552 AWG]

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4 Enemies stand around small building at karkand gatehouse... "Ye fiorst,, no after ye.. oh no.. etc" Me hidden 20 feet away in grass by concrete wall getting a grenade ready.

One runs into building followed by my grenade. He dies

Next runs into building followed by another grenade. He dies

NExt.. you get the idea. Repeated 4 times.

I was prostrate on the floor under the desk in tears and unable to fight the LAV that finally showed up to finish me.

[Sparabara]

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I was waiting for the chopper on dalian while 3 j10 whores were in the hangar waiting for it to spawn. Player 1 gets inside the j10 but player 2 decides to jump on the wing and sit there in order to force a TK. Player 1 types 'get the **** off my jet'. Player 3 goes up to player 2 with his DAO12 shotgun and puts 6 shells in his brain and says HIT IT!

I guess it doesn't sound funny but you had to be there. Player 3 is a funny ****.

[markan dorka]

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I was playing Gulf of Oman demo, had played the game for, dunno, maybe few hours. I spawned as USMC on carrier, and ran up to blackhawk, which had its rotors spinning lazily. "Cool, a chopper with room in it" I thought and jumped in, having never taken a ride in one before, and got a minigun seat, facing towards the carrier.

I watched as more people sprinted towards chopper and jumped in, jets were blasting off, and I started to feel a bit pumped. You know, when everything is so cool and new, you're passenger in a chopper ready to take off and head towards the battle. Soon enough, chopper was full, and everybody is yelling "Hit it !" and "Go Go Go", few more seconds and we'd be off.

But nothing happened.. people were getting rather anxious, but the pilot didn't react at all at the constant yelling. Few impatient ones jumped out the chopper, and somebody else jumped in fast. No other transports on deck, and they started fighting "my spot !" "no, mine !", rest are yelling "Go go go !" but nothing is happening.

Finally, engine starts to pick up some rpms, and everybody is cheering and yelling. Few disappointed ones who gave up their spot look as the chopper starts to slowly get up from the deck try to jump in, and get teamkilled. I bet I wasn't the only one who heard "Rise of Valkyries" playing in my (well, theirs) head, adrenaline was rushing as chopper took off, inch, two, yard ..

Later I realized that the long pause before taking off was probably due to the pilot frantically flipping pages in the manual looking for "PILOTING THE CHOPPERS" passage. Blackhawk was still over the deck, when it was already upside down, plummeting towards the deck. It missed slightly and within 5 seconds from takeoff, we crashed into sea in a spiral. Poor guy got 3 instant punishes, I doubt he ever saw "YOU WERE KILLED" screen, when he was already kicked. Everybody was either furious in team say, or laughing their asses off.

That's when I decided that I really, REALLY want to buy this game.

[ScottMcCoy]

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I was playing a clan match on Mashtuur City and I was killed without knowing WHAT killed me.

Take a look...never seen that before.....
What the h3ll is a [25MM GUN] ???

http://home.arcor.de/neo7007/pub/screen048.jpg

[GuerrillaUnit]

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Taking the black hawk real high to the airfield on wake,bailing out of it over the flag,then seeing it come down nose forward like 30 seconds later and seeing it crash into a tank and killing the tank at the airfield flag.

[Plugz]

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" There is a Problem with your Connection"

Enough said

[pYura]

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I was soloing and shot a TV missle at a chopper, hit it but it did not explode (bug). Than in the next second I crashed into the UAV and as the remains of my choppers were falling down the chopper wich i just shot at decided to make a hard turn and go you under my wreckage and BOOOM!! NO MORE

Take a look...never seen that before.....
What the h3ll is a [25MM GUN] ???

http://home.arcor.de/neo7007/pub/screen048.jpg

Its probably a jet cannon.

[sassback]

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was on wake and a J-10 whore was racking up kill after kill. he was in my squad and talikng on the headset or something. he was doing a dive bombong run close by and i hear what sounded like a sneeze. a milisecond later i see an explosion followed by something like:
**1[teamkills]**2
**1[teamkills]**3
**1[teamkills]Sassback
**1 is no more

**1 was the J-10 pilot and ** 2 and 3 were squad members

quite possibly the only time ive ever been in tears ROFL.

[Trailbreaker83]

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There was a sniper up the water tower on Mash City who killed me when I was on top of the mosque. I respawn at the far away base on the top left and get in the chopper, take off, head to the tower and proceed to land on the sniper pushing him off the tower and to his doom far below.

[Cantina_Fly]

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Sniping on top of the TV stataion on Shraqi. Flag goes gray. Knew I wouldn't make it down stairs in time only to be shot going through the door, so I jump and try to parachute down to the flag. Touch the side of the building, fall and land on guy capping the flag, killing him and leaving me with 2 bars of health.

[ScottMcCoy]

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Its probably a jet cannon.

On Mashtuur????

[Turnip]

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I threw a c4 on the window of a jet in the enemys base, he took off and I detonated, he survived and with a pass of the airstrip was full health again. Really dont see how he could have survived that, was pretty funny. Bullet proof and c4 proof glass.

[Hippodog]

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Bailed out of the USMC transport helicopter a SF kit, trying to get the Chinese artillery guns on wake. Landed perfectly with C4 in hand, started to place them, turned to run to the next gun, and got squished by my own helicopter as it crashed down from above.

Did a sloppy loopty-loop with the Blackhawk on Wake, came back down with a lot of speed at about 5 feet off the water, and rammed right into our team's jet heading out on a bombing raid at low-altitude ^>.>^ "lol sorry TK" just doesn't cover it.

[)-SiN-( Max666]

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This happened early in Bf2

Was going to a flag and i see an enemy and he see's me . So we start shooting and both miss horibly . We both pull pistols and both miss horibly . So i start jumping around well he try's and knifes me " by this point im fooling around". Finally i guess he see's my tag and im on our old server . So i start banging my head up and down and he does too lol. I look at him and he looks at me and we walk away . Just as i look back to see if he is taking the flag BOOM arty drops on his head lol. :laugh:

[Sorrenart]

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I saw a whole squad that was riding around in one of those jeeps crash into a red barrel on Sharqi. I thought that was pretty funny.