Funniest TK you have seen

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  • flurobmx

    #46
    Re: Funniest TK you have seen

    my funniest was on wake while waiting for enough ppl to join:

    there was some nooby private who was flying around in the j10 and me and some other guy where waiting at the airfield for the noob to die so we could fly...noob dies...plane spawns...somehow the noob manages to get the j10 again and proceed to do absolutely nothing...in my disgust i proceeded to put c4 on the plane in an attempt to flush him out (NOT kill him) but he fly away anyway....

    next thing i know artillery is raining down around me and the other guy but only i get nailed and die. i respawn and return to the j10 to find that the other guy had picked up my pick...

    ME: hey mr.random(cant remember his name), did u pick up my kit?
    MR RANDOM: yeh, why?
    ME: how much c4 do u hav?
    MR RANDOM: umm...2
    ME: ok kool...press the button

    and just at that very moment the noob in the j10 flies over the airfield and ASPLODES!!
    **mr.random[teamkills]noobyj10whore**

    noobyj10whore: OMGWTF dude!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahahahahahaha i couldnt stop laughing, neither could my friend who was with me

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    • james_1991-fight
      Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 729

      #47
      Re: Funniest TK you have seen

      Originally posted by flurobmx
      my funniest was on wake while waiting for enough ppl to join:

      there was some nooby private who was flying around in the j10 and me and some other guy where waiting at the airfield for the noob to die so we could fly...noob dies...plane spawns...somehow the noob manages to get the j10 again and proceed to do absolutely nothing...in my disgust i proceeded to put c4 on the plane in an attempt to flush him out (NOT kill him) but he fly away anyway....

      next thing i know artillery is raining down around me and the other guy but only i get nailed and die. i respawn and return to the j10 to find that the other guy had picked up my pick...

      ME: hey mr.random(cant remember his name), did u pick up my kit?
      MR RANDOM: yeh, why?
      ME: how much c4 do u hav?
      MR RANDOM: umm...2
      ME: ok kool...press the button

      and just at that very moment the noob in the j10 flies over the airfield and ASPLODES!!
      **mr.random[teamkills]noobyj10whore**

      noobyj10whore: OMGWTF dude!!!!!!!!!!!

      hahahahahahahaha i couldnt stop laughing, neither could my friend who was with me

      Lmao thats the best tk ive ever read about

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      • Cobra7892

        #48
        Re: Funniest TK you have seen

        Originally posted by MantaMan
        Yesterday I was in Stork at Krakland
        What mod is that on? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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        • MG36CE Fan

          #49
          Re: Funniest TK you have seen

          Originally posted by Consultant01
          I fired an ERYX at a smoking tank 4 blocks away on Mashtuur City when a sniper ran across the street 3 blocks away, the missle curved toward the tank, and nailed the sniper in the head... I got a TK and a punish.

          Worst timing ever, lol.


          guess he didn't use the "look both ways before corssing the street" rule eh?

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          • lokirj

            #50
            Re: Funniest TK you have seen

            Originally posted by MantaMan
            Yesterday I was in Stork at Krakland, and I was on USMC storming the hotel. Well there was 5-8 of us heading down an ally we had cleared out, all of a sudden a nade went off and killed ALL OF US. Too bad it was friendly. The guy just left the server. I'm pretty sure you could've heard the resounding "ERGGGHGHGH" all the way to the suburb.
            OMG..That's Funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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            • [AZEG]PhxBravo

              #51
              Re: Funniest TK you have seen

              hey guys what going on!!

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              • BOB_THE_BUILDERR

                #52
                Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                i was waitin for a plane on wake island and some other guy was aswell so i got in it and sinse he cant handle the jandel he jumps on top of the plane hoping hell get a team kill on me so when i took off he stayed on and then he fell and did the parashoot and this noob idiot brings his tank to the guy and shoots him - man it was ****en funny!!!!!!!!!

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