Funniest TK you have seen

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  • MantaMan

    #1

    Funniest TK you have seen

    Yesterday I was in Stork at Krakland, and I was on USMC storming the hotel. Well there was 5-8 of us heading down an ally we had cleared out, all of a sudden a nade went off and killed ALL OF US. Too bad it was friendly. The guy just left the server. I'm pretty sure you could've heard the resounding "ERGGGHGHGH" all the way to the suburb.
  • imported_Mongo Only Pawn

    #2
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    Funniest / Worst TK I've seen is one that I did.
    ...before I start, I should tell you all that at this time I was a crappy pilot, and couldn't hit crap with the bombs. But I figured I'd give it a try. Anyway,

    Flying the Jet on Dalain Plant, on my crappy PC. Couldn't see anything because all the settings were on super-low, low, low. Draw distance was like 10 feet or something. The flag at the Refinery turned to white, - so I thought there was one or two bad guys taking our flag. BOMBING RUN!! I let loose with a few 500lb gifts, only to see ELEVEN (I counted 'em before I got the boot) blue dots surrounding the flag as the bombs were in mid-air. Ugh.

    (BTW - I DID get those 2 bad guys, too. So that's 13 kills with two bombs)



    needless to say, I won't be flying much 'till the new PC gets here.

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    • sassback

      #3
      Re: Funniest TK you have seen

      had to be the time i layed claymores at the MEC hotel on karkand. i was MEC and if i remember corrrectly i killed six teammates within the first few seconds of the game. one prime example server admins should feel some obligation to tell u that claymore ff is on. all of which proceeded to punish me before kicking me from the server.

      either that or ...

      the time i loaded a vod with c4 on kark because of unbelieveable tank whoring on the part of the marines. i caught sight of a lav and proceeded to ram and destroy it only to realise that a squad of frendlies had, by the grace of god, made it into the uncap to take out the scanner and steal an apc. being that it was like five in the morn i didnt take the time to notice the blue nametag that had a +4 by it.

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      • Mr_Mondo

        #4
        Re: Funniest TK you have seen

        there is nothing funny about team killing

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        • jimmy_396_jimmy

          #5
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          well one time my friend was hiding behind one of the barriers and a hummvee pulls up and starts shooting at him, i tell him over TS i got his back and as i pull out the ERYX i say i got him super loud and then i find out i shot him

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          • *GSG9* Stryker

            #6
            Re: Funniest TK you have seen

            why dont u think guys accidentally killin there team mates funny?

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            • imported_Mongo Only Pawn

              #7
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              Originally posted by Mr_Mondo
              there is nothing funny about team killing
              It's one of those things that really stinks when it happens, but when it ferments in your head for months afterward, it turns funny. Like when you call your girlfriend a different name during...."relations".

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              • AceStriker

                #8
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                i was flying a helo and i saw a tank wanting to capture a flag. i quickly crash the helo at the tank but realise that is was my teammate....

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                • Diest

                  #9
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                  sniping I was tailing an enemy with my scope running down the road and right before I got the shot lined up a vehicle drop falls on him and crushes him, I look up and it was a tk lol I laughed pretty hard

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                  • Yaledo

                    #10
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                    I was driving in a car on a straight road.. When i suddenly saw a team mate infront of me, but i didn't stop cause he was like 20 meters away from me so i thought it was safe.. So i kept on driving, as i got more and more closer to the soldier, i tought he would move away. But he didn't, so SPLAT.. One tk.

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                    • 0wn4g3

                      #11
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                      Wake Island. Seeing a blackawk with 6 people in it get rammed by an F35 trying to rearm. It's a classic and makes me LMAO everytime

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                      • DesertFalcon
                        Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 4011

                        #12
                        Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                        once i was driving a dpv on wake. I was at the chinese airfield in my dpv and id ecided to ditch it. i drove off the edge of a cliff full speed only to see a full black hawk using the cliff as cover and i hit it head on. what made it worse was i strapped my vehicle with c4 so i get 6 tks and one pissed off clan who happened to own the server.

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                        • kilroy357

                          #13
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                          Bailing out, and landing on top of a teammate killing him with my chute :laugh:

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                          • pYura

                            #14
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                            Jumped down from a tall building and landed on my teammates head. TK.. punish.. .:|:

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                            • imported_Calaros

                              #15
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                              On Dalian Plant, managed to knock an allied sniper off the edge of a building with a helicopter while flying low, with a low-low-low draw distance. The worst thing was that I saw him just before I hit him, and thought 'oh...'. And of course the horriblem death scream It was damn funny to watch on BattleRecorder though

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