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  • imported_Dingdong
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    • Jul 2007
    • 971

    #31
    Re: Funniest TK you have seen

    Originally posted by ebag
    i just driving and a guy jumped on top of my car from a building and i got kicked lol
    LMAO i hate stuff like that or some guy walks out infront of a speeding jeep when he knows your there ' DIDNT YOUR MOM TELL YOU TO NOT WALK INFRONT OF CARS'

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    • [FGC]Grimlok

      #32
      Re: Funniest TK you have seen

      Yep......

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      • Tagget

        #33
        Re: Funniest TK you have seen

        Was playing mashtuur city, MEC, this was before the black hawk was turned into crap mind you, and the USMC were making mincemeat of us, largely thanks to a fully loaded black hawk and the most useless teammates i have ever seen, not one seems to have thought about returning fire.
        So, im sitting in a vodnik, blasting away with the 50 cal, and im just starting to see the smoke from it and im thinking "Hell yeah! this is it, i get 6 kills AND im showing those morons how to do it!".
        Then what do you think happens? a friendly sniper jumps in and starts driving away, i franticly attempt to keep shooting while repeatedly screaming "hop out!" "bail out!" "hop out!" but he does not, and since its impossible to hit **** when the cars moving the black hawk gets home safely.
        Ok, to the teamkilling, so the sniper drives for a little longer, then comes to a building he is probably going to snipe from, as he jumps out i follow him and stab him with my knife, then as he is lying down calling for a medic (im played a medic) im standing over him and stabbing him some more until he dies.
        Ok so it wasnt accidental, but still worth a read. most satisfying TK ive ever done. (and no i do not TK with intention unless its necessery or very deserved, wich does happens sometimes.)

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        • boarder4592

          #34
          Re: Funniest TK you have seen

          I was taking off in my attack Helo on Oilfields, starting flying around with my gunner who was VERY good, we had about 15 kills so far, then I went back to the repair pad to repair. A FULLY loaded BH comes in full speed - tries to pull up and hits me, blowing up because they had low health (Giving ME all the TKs) sending me plummeting toward the ground right into a jeep and two guys standing beside it, giving me the TKs for them AND my gunner who bailed, overall it was something like 9 TKs, I had like -2 points then, dropping from like 2nd place...

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          • skyline2k6

            #35
            Re: Funniest TK you have seen

            my worst tk was on wake island, i was on the carrier, and i was special forces, i went for the black hawk and someone else got there first, because i was annoyed with him (because i had been waiting, and i hate being passengers in a transport chopper), so i put some c4 on the front, and it flew off, later on the round i saw a tank and put c4 on it... by this time i had totally forgotten about the c4 on the chopper, when i blew it up i took 5 team members with me, and the guy had already got out the tank so i didnt even get a kill

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            • imported_Sephiroth

              #36
              Re: Funniest TK you have seen

              my worst tk was on wake island, i was on the carrier, and i was special forces, i went for the black hawk and someone else got there first, because i was annoyed with him (because i had been waiting, and i hate being passengers in a transport chopper), so i put some c4 on the front, and it flew off, later on the round i saw a tank and put c4 on it... by this time i had totally forgotten about the c4 on the chopper, when i blew it up i took 5 team members with me, and the guy had already got out the tank so i didnt even get a kill
              lol suprised the BH was still alive by the time you got to the island. Its rare to see a BH live past 3 minutes off flight lol. Must have been pretty annoying for you :P

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              • Slaughterfest2142

                #37
                Once on wake...

                I was playing Wake Island 2007, on the Chinese team. Some guy requested a vehicle drop... (I don't know if this is a hack or bug) And the commander dropped at least a thousand vehicles at once on the spot around the area. There were fifteen guys there, and thay all died. Everytime someone repawned, they were killed again... It accounted to 27 tks...

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                • Trailbreaker83

                  #38
                  Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                  My squad leader tk's me on wake once when I stopped next to him in a jeep to heal him. He was looking right at me and surely must have noticed his health restoring, but next thing I know BAM! He empties his clip into my head then I get an apology.

                  I couldn't move for laughing.

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                  • salomonvirus

                    #39
                    Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                    Wake at the main Chinese base. A uav is sweeping the area and it shows a guy in one of the towers so I go over with my tank and his name is in blue so I look at him for a min and the uav is telling me he’s an enemy so I shoot him and it says I get a Tk so I look to see what team he’s on and it says he’s on the opposite team I was really confused and I still don’t know if it was my fault or if it was a bug.

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                    • Ewizard09

                      #40
                      Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                      On Dragon valley ive lauched bombs on the viewing point from about 300ft. my boumbs hit my helo at about 100ft. I am the unluckiest bf2 player on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                      • imported_Karshick

                        #41
                        Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                        i was flying threw the dam and a supply drop went right at the end killing me and crashing my jet into a friendly jeep. at this point i was just like wow that sucked and of coarse i got a punish

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                        • iflabs

                          #42
                          Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                          Eight guys hunched up together at the Hotel flag on Mashtuur. A vodnik comes speeding full head towards the group. I was on the side watching and immediately shot a M203 but was way too close for detonation. The thing bounced off and was deflected by the tree straight into the group of guys. XD

                          WOW, seriously! They need to fix the GL!

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                          • Crafty A-Rab

                            #43
                            Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                            Following a UNSC tank up a road in a buggy, only to see a mother of a Chinese heli ram it as I tried to pass. It was just so random...me and me friend laughed on and off for at least an hour!

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                            • PoLLeTsKi[BE]

                              #44
                              Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                              I had something, it was in karkand i believe, there was a guy with a blue name in front of me and he shoots at me, i thought it was a mistake, but he still tries to kill me so I kill him and i have a tk,

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                              • Savage

                                #45
                                Re: Funniest TK you have seen

                                as i was admining i was stationary in a btr-90 and i see a guy get blown up by c4 and a few seconds later his dead corpse glitches and bugz out and smacks against the hotel walls..haha

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