No place to spawn... WTF?

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  • -=TxG=-Phoenix

    #16
    Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

    Scarz, you should have left your story out!

    "Spawn Blocking” has been around from the beginning of BF-1942. Although it is not something that most know how to do or where to do it. Most players don’t pay much attention to where they spawn on a map at a given spawn point. Those of us that do, know where a jeep or humvee etc. can be placed to force players to spawn at a different spawn area. This comes in handy if you find yourself capping a flag by yourself and can’t cover all spawn points within a spawn point.

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    • zhpkiller
      Member
      • Aug 2006
      • 169

      #17
      Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

      'E battle', hahahahaah.

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      • Metasynaptic

        #18
        Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

        I like stories. More stories is good. Don't listen to the trolls.

        Btw, since some of you guys obviously missed the subtle humour of my previous 'wall' statement, I will explain that staring at a wall is likely to be more productive than trying to argue with some people around here.

        Instead of 'enjoying my wall', had a rather nice dish of chicken stirfry.

        So thank you, I did 'enjoy my wall', and you wasted more time trolling forums.

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        • lil_jimmy_norton

          #19
          Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

          Originally posted by Metasynaptic
          I like stories. More stories is good. Don't listen to the trolls.

          Btw, since some of you guys obviously missed the subtle humour of my previous 'wall' statement, I will explain that staring at a wall is likely to be more productive than trying to argue with some people around here.

          Instead of 'enjoying my wall', had a rather nice dish of chicken stirfry.

          So thank you, I did 'enjoy my wall', and you wasted more time trolling forums.

          Dude, before you go calling me a troll, maybe you should do a little research.
          It might make you look a little less stupid.
          I have all the time in the world to waste here.

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          • XmetallicaXguitarstX
            Member
            • Jul 2006
            • 3014

            #20
            Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

            Originally posted by Metasynaptic
            I had a pair of guys vying for the jet at wake. One guy was an aspiring pilot, and one was his mate 'helping' him out. In the 'e' battle, as you put it, this guy's mate would drive a jeep up and since you were pressing 'e', you would get in the jeep instead of the potential jet.

            So naturally, this other guy got the jet.

            For being tools, I capped the pilot in the head with the M95, and flew off. They started a kick vote, but they never go anywhere.

            I don't mind losing the jet in a fair 'e' battle, but when some guy has a mate helping him do nothing but guarentee him the jet rather than taking the fight to the enemy, I take umbridge.

            If you like to team steal jets so much, take an enemy's jet.



            And you are pointless waste of oxygen.
            Thats what you get for waiting for the J-10 you idiot...

            And on top of it, you TK'd for it...

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            • Metasynaptic

              #21
              Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

              This isn't a popularity contest, either on this forum, or in the game.


              You tick me off, I'll tick you back.


              You take a look over my stats if you want... I'm no jet-wh0re, I can play just about any kit in any situation. If I don't get my ride, I'll go do something else.


              That said, I'm perfectly content to rain down retribution at the end of a noob-ejector if I feel the need.

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              • Revoluti0n
                Member
                • Mar 2006
                • 3032

                #22
                Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                Originally posted by lil_jimmy_norton
                You're retarded.
                :rofl:

                My thoughts exactly. This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. Thanks!

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                • i made you

                  #23
                  Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                  Was this like a EA daycare server. How could you die in a J10 that fast.

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                  • XmetallicaXguitarstX
                    Member
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 3014

                    #24
                    Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                    You just said the guy died after a couple laps then crashed... you TK'd him... then did the same........


                    in a J-10... LMAO


                    .... hahahaha

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                    • trousermouse

                      #25
                      Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                      Why is it that people think it is "their" jet or "their" chopper simply because they had it the time before? "Your" jet or "Your" chopper was destroyed 30 seconds before with YOU in it. News Flash..... It aint fu cking yours...... If you want it again hit "E" like everyone else and if you get it great, if not find something else to do.

                      You idiots are the ones that keep admins so busy kicking and banning that they don't even get a chance to play the damn game.

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                      • unununium

                        #26
                        Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                        Airfields need a giant bulldozer so I can push all you noobs into the ocean away from my planes.

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                        • Thirdeyez

                          #27
                          Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                          Originally posted by unununium
                          Airfields need a giant bulldozer so I can push all you noobs into the ocean away from my planes.
                          now that was funny

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                          • framed.ca

                            #28
                            Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                            Originally posted by lil_jimmy_norton
                            You're retarded.

                            lil_jimmy ftw!!

                            [/closed]

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                            • frazzman

                              #29
                              Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                              Originally posted by Scarz
                              .....,and taking my jet.

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                              • Metasynaptic

                                #30
                                Re: No place to spawn... WTF?

                                Originally posted by lil_jimmy_norton
                                Dude, before you go calling me a troll, maybe you should do a little research.
                                Originally posted by lil_jimmy_norton
                                You're retarded
                                You do a pretty good job of calling yourself a troll.

                                Originally posted by lil_jimmy_norton
                                It might make you look a little less stupid.
                                Heh, stupid. I'm university educated in Astrophysics, so... ahhh, yeah, whatever dude.

                                Originally posted by lil_jimmy_norton
                                I have all the time in the world to waste here.
                                Yeah, your post count, and obsession with a piece of computer hardware that's in your sig does a good job of telling me about the quality of your lifestyle. Ever heard of sunlight?

                                I can keep this up, if you like, but because I have, you know, a life, I might take a while to respond.

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