Standing infront of Jets topic!

[zipp0r]

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just run them over, you can easily make up the points, just try not to die so they can do it again. if too many people do it, i just leave and come back and im still in before they load the next map so i can choose what vehicle i want

[SKIDM4RK]

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Hopefully you play as a medic...run them over, jump out and revive them. Then knife them, and the stand over their pitiful corpse and tea-bag them.

It's pu$$ys like this that ruin the game. People that resort to that kind of gameplay are the same little nerdy geeks that got beat up every day during high school.

I guess this is their little alternative to standing at the local 7/11 mowing folks down with an AK-47.

Any way you slice it, their losers.

[Bronx19]

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Its funny to watch guys try to do this to the JSF, and then watch the JSF use its VTAL cappabilities lol.

That only works some of the time.

You only have to stand next to the wheel and it'll kill you on the way up.

[MG36CE Fan]

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if smacktards do that to me I would use SPARTACUS's method and annoy him to death

[Bronx19]

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I once had a guy that would lay infront of me (I was sniping). He would follow me everywhere. I was forced to end him.

[Oxy]

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They don't bother me as much anymore. I just run straight over them knowing that I made their KDR just that little bit worse

[Xlano]

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hahaha

[SØT-|v|orph]

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Love the Pic dude, thats great... same here i just run them over... if Im owning in the air ill continue to run them over, but if im not doing so good, ill let them get owned and go cap flags

[Eternal-Souljah]

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Oxy that's damn hilarious.

Anway, theres this one smack tard whos always in this Wake server, and I mean always everytime I go in, anyway today I went in and of course hes bombing the US flag over and over again as usual, so he spawned and again taxi'd his way to the jet ignoring pick up requests, so i tk'd him for his noob ways, then he says ''nice shot noob'' so then I go over to the jet as there is no one there waiting and someone on the USMC team blows me up with bombs, okay so I spawn again, and the same noob who before taxi'd, started bombing again and again, he got taken out quite alot from enemy jets, really none of you can deny it, your no pilot if you do anything else than bomb.

Okay so another jet there but some other guy took it, I hopped on Stinger as bombing was frequent from the USMC, so I typed to the person who was just bombing period, oh yeah forgot to mention his name from before its ''Tankbuster=44='' anyway so I typed to him ''what a noob all you do is bomb and nothing else you can't even take out other jets'' then he says ''how am I a noob, check my stats I own'' so I said ''I checked them so what all you do is bomb, and stay on the chinese team and on this server they win 99% of the time'' and he went on saying he owns in the jet blah blah and saying how he made the account 2 days ago and already has over 2500 points'' so I said ''well that just prooves you have too much time on your hands playing nearly 13 hours in 2 days''

So then he said ''so what I still own you'' and I said ''ok you got your facts wrong, I'll own you in the jet anyday and your stats show that you have no infantry work, so I bet I own you on the ground'' and he said ''I have another account (can't remember what it was) and im 2nd LT'' so I said ''wow your just telling me still you have too much time on your hands, do you do anything else than play bf2? no job, no school no life lol?'' then he came out how he wants to rape mum/mom's (UK/USA), and then he said he was 16, but then he asked me, im 16 then he said ''im actually 13, and im more mature then you'' <lmao.

[MG36CE Fan]

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Oxy that's damn hilarious.

Anway, theres this one smack tard whos always in this Wake server, and I mean always everytime I go in, anyway today I went in and of course hes bombing the US flag over and over again as usual, so he spawned and again taxi'd his way to the jet ignoring pick up requests, so i tk'd him for his noob ways, then he says ''nice shot noob'' so then I go over to the jet as there is no one there waiting and someone on the USMC team blows me up with bombs, okay so I spawn again, and the same noob who before taxi'd, started bombing again and again, he got taken out quite alot from enemy jets, really none of you can deny it, your no pilot if you do anything else than bomb.

Okay so another jet there but some other guy took it, I hopped on Stinger as bombing was frequent from the USMC, so I typed to the person who was just bombing period, oh yeah forgot to mention his name from before its ''Tankbuster=44='' anyway so I typed to him ''what a noob all you do is bomb and nothing else you can't even take out other jets'' then he says ''how am I a noob, check my stats I own'' so I said ''I checked them so what all you do is bomb, and stay on the chinese team and on this server they win 99% of the time'' and he went on saying he owns in the jet blah blah and saying how he made the account 2 days ago and already has over 2500 points'' so I said ''well that just prooves you have too much time on your hands playing nearly 13 hours in 2 days''

So then he said ''so what I still own you'' and I said ''ok you got your facts wrong, I'll own you in the jet anyday and your stats show that you have no infantry work, so I bet I own you on the ground'' and he said ''I have another account (can't remember what it was) and im 2nd LT'' so I said ''wow your just telling me still you have too much time on your hands, do you do anything else than play bf2? no job, no school no life lol?'' then he came out how he wants to rape mum/mom's (UK/USA), and then he said he was 16, but then he asked me, im 16 then he said ''im actually 13, and im more mature then you'' <lmao.

what a smack tard without a life


PS: he makes us 13 year olds look bad

[imported_bigpappa]

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They don't bother me as much anymore. I just run straight over them knowing that I made their KDR just that little bit worse

too funny

[AlphaCueUp]

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well....thats what happens when u take his jet, if someone was stealing my car, i would stand infront of it......its only logical

[MG36CE Fan]

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well....thats what happens when u take his jet, if someone was stealing my car, i would stand infront of it......its only logical

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



you'd be willing to die for your car??

[TrenchDigger]

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Perfectly legit tactic, you just have to adapt, spawn somewhere else.

the guys on his team. there are no tactics that are legit for team killing or causing people to team kill you on purpose.

[vets.Sarge]

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On wake island, if some smacktard is getting in the way of your J10, just slowly roll backwards untill you reach the hills, let your jet lean back, and do a semi-VTO

I love banning people that stand in front of a teammates jet on my server. Ultimate satisfaction