Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[Kreepy Kitteh =^o.O^=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no he doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I get it. does not.
Me:
srsly
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
********
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
srs
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
flop my wang out
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what what?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
see what?
God:
I mean, I understand.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand I mean, I understand..
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand Understand I mean, I understand...
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand Understand Understand I mean, I understand..
Me:
UNDERSTAND WHAT?!?!?!??!?!!!!
God:
Understand Understand Understand Understand I mean, I understand...
Me:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
serious business?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
sorry I forgot it was serious business..

[=98=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

You never flopped your wang out at me :rawr

[Kreepy Kitteh =^o.O^=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

O.o Maybe I did...

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I'm wearing nothing
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
no I'm a girl
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
me too

God is a WOMAN!!! :|

[Polka]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

God is also a President.

[therealmat]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

lmao

Me:
I'm jesus
God:
Hi, JESUS.
Me:
father?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
smite me!
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.

Me:
you are ugly
God:
Appearances don't interest me much.
Me:
thats because you are ugly
God:
That makes sense to me. Appearances don't interest me much.
Me:
lolololololololololol
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like the devil
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.

Me:
I'm actually a chimpanzee
God:
You are a chimpanzee? Is that your job?
Me:
no thats what i am
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is THAT.
Me:
it is isn't it
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
but you just did?!
God:
You say I did.
Me:
no, you did
God:
Are you serious? I did not.
Me:
yes you did, don't argue with me!!
God:
Next question? Did I really?

God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
you are not really god?
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
you just said you are a software chat robot

It crashed!!

[Mo0by]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

IT FAILED ME (ohno)

Are you Canadian? Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
I'm English.
God:
What is it like growing up there? Which part of England.
Me:
Better than canada for sure - i grew up in the south west
God:
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me:
Its much better
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
It is better
God:
better is better? it is?
Me:
FFS
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
FUUUUU
God:
Are we still talking about FFS?
Me:
STFU
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
RAWR
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
ITS 4.30pm
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". RAWR is FOR point 30pm? it is?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[[55RA]W|Pvt.shiftydood]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
are you serious?
Me:
STFU
God:
What do you look like?

lol wut?

[troybob]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

post pictures.

no one cares about 1990's era chat-bots.

[=98=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

post pictures.

no one cares about 1990's era chat-bots.

3 pages of Oh say can u c says otherwise :p

[Xodus]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Lmao

God:
Yeah okay, Uh. Right on. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
masturbate
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why not, its fun
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
you're gonna do it to me
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
thats hawt
God:
Thanks for explaining it.

*****

[CaptainKirk]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[Namakan]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

I laughed for a good 20 seconds straight

[Hawkers]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Me and Oli lost our 2000 post virginity on the same day, in the same thread at the same time... :awes

[Namakan]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Me and Oli lost our 2000 post virginity on the same day, in the same thread at the same time... :awes

You have over 2000 in Count to a million alone :shock:

[=98=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

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