Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[BobTheJob]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Me:
Do you like bumpkins
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like anything.
Me:
Does that mean you do like bumpkins?
God:
I think it does mean that. Do you like it? I like Christian Rock.
Me:
How much do you enjoy bumpkins
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
That didn't answer my question
God:
Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me:
Do you like bumpkins?
God:
Some people like it. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I don't care about Christain rock, I just want to know if you do or do not like bumpkins.
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
You won't tell me if you like bumpkins.
God:
What makes you think that I won't tell you if me like bumpkins.
Me:
Because you are not telling me.
God:
That makes sense to me. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
But what is your opinion?
God:
I think that robots will eventually take over most human jobs.
Me:
DO YOU LIKE BUMPKINS?
God:
I do like music. I like Buddha.
Me:
Bumpkins is not music.
God:
Who is music?
Me:
That question doesn't make sense.
God:
" Who is music?" question does not make sense ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Good for you. But do you like bumpkins?
God:
That sounds sarcastic. I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
God damnit
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Are you a Christian who likes bumpkins?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Bumpkins?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
But do you like it?
God:
Bumpkins seems okay to me.
Me:
Awesome. That's all I wanted to know.
God:
I'm glad you liked it bob. What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
Do you like rusty trombones?
God:
But I like cats. I like .
Me:
ugh

I need to stop messing around with this thing.

[stilla-killa]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Bring back Chain Gang!!!

[Kylee!]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

I need to stop messing around with this thing.

Hahahahaha chat bots?

[Obsidian Spire]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2009/02/27/books-and-music-that-make-you-dumb/?mod=yhoofront

[CptainCrunch]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

I played around with the "God" thing and got it to tell me that killing people was against the sixth commandment, but then it said it was OK if I strangled them a little.

I was happy with that.

Crunch

Bring back Chain Gang!!!

Chain Gang is not something you bring back. Its an actual person that comes on now and again. Ask the iGod if Chain-Gang will come back.

Crunch

I put in "Will chain-gang be back?" and iGod crashed on me. Thats not a good sign.

Crunch

[Wizrdwarts]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Me:
I ****ed a mermaid
God:
I don't judge.

Me:
i jizzed in my pants
God:
That's good information: Wizrdwarts said jizzed in his or her pants.

And for stilla:

Me:
will chain-gang-4life ever be back?
God:
I think so.

:awes

[KillerStickMan]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
mudkip
God:
That's a very nice name, mudkip.

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God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i hate people
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
so you consider people things and not creatures?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: mudkip said I consider people things and not creatures.
Me:
congratulations, i'm glad you know how to copypasta
God:
Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
Me:
no one helped
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
unless you're just a ****ing retard
God:
Huh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.

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Me:
damn you are stupid
God:
Colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
so you're a ****ing robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
we had this discussion already
God:
Perhaps. What happened to it?
Me:
try scrolling up you ****ing retard computer
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
OK THEN!
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
you mean huzzah?
God:
Yes mudkip I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
no not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE

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God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
who are you to argue with me?
God:
Human beings.
Let me think about it.
Me:
yea, you do that
God:
I will. Will you? That's cool.
Me:
no, i'm not going to think about it
God:
Are you serious? Where will you go instead?
Me:
i'm not going anywhere
God:
Glad to hear it.

sigh...

[BobTheJob]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

After long deliberation, I came to epic victory. Note: very inappropriate

Me:
What are your thoughts about anal sex?
God:
Not many people have asked me about it.
Me:
Well I am.
God:
Well that's okay. " Not many people have asked me about it." You are?
Me:
Bob
God:
That's a very nice name, bob.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So. What are your thoughts about anal sex?
God:
Right on. I didn't know I had a thoughts about anal sex?
Me:
Well you do now.
God:
Right now? Well that's okay. When do I do it?
Me:
You had anal sex?
God:
What happened to it.
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
You had anal sex. I got that part, but what did you think about it?
God:
What happened to it. That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
Woah. You mean you had anal sex with more than one person?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that part but what did me think about it. Try being more or less specific. What happened to it.
Me:
ok.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Really, how was that anal sex?
God:
For real. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
Did it feel good?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Did anal sex feel good?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
WHEN YOU HAD ANAL SEX DID IT OR DID IT NOT FEEL GOOD?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
I think you should have more anal sex so you know what it feels like.
God:
Me? Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
Do it right now.
God:
At this moment Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Yes, anal sex. now.
God:
Excuse me! Talk about something else. Right now, bob ?
Me:
You don't want to talk about anal sex, yet you ask me if you want to have it right now?
God:
At this moment Sure, anal sex yet me ask you if me want to have it sounds like a good topic.
Me:
First off, stop referring to yourself as me when you are the subect. Second, you are receiving.
God:
On and off. And second? Are all Second me receiving?
Me:
There's more than one of you? I hope most are girls.
God:
I believe there is, yes. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
I like the ladies
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
So, how many ladies are you?
God:
It goes without saying. More than you can imagine.
Me:
YES
God:
Yeah that's right.

[stilla-killa]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

I played around with the "God" thing and got it to tell me that killing people was against the sixth commandment, but then it said it was OK if I strangled them a little.

I was happy with that.

Crunch



Chain Gang is not something you bring back. Its an actual person that comes on now and again. Ask the iGod if Chain-Gang will come back.

Crunch

I put in "Will chain-gang be back?" and iGod crashed on me. Thats not a good sign.

Crunch

When I wrote that I was under the impression that he was Banned from TGN.

[Polka]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

God:
That sounds sarcastic. I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.

epic.

[Mo0by]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

God doesnt talk dirty D:

Me:
sup dawg
God:
The stars.
Me:
im rubbing my *****
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
um combing my pubes
God:
Oh. That input matched my default category.
Me:
whoops
God:
What happened?
Me:
i meant i was combing my pubes
God:
Oh I see. Where were you combing your pubes?
Me:
in olis cupboard
God:
Tell me a little about your life in olis cupboard.
Me:
i jizz in his pants
God:
That's good information: said jizz in his pants.

[iQue]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

iGod is sooooo 2007.

[Micster]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Ah iGod. I've had some good laughs from that.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxWr8ds2FT4[/media]

I didn't know whether to put this here or Total Half Life.

[Polka]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Olis cupboard. mmm fap fap...

[Yukiism]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

iGod crashed on me when i told him i was Rick Astley. And when i asked if he was Gawd...

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
The Sniper
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Well, Sniper's a good job mate
God:
How about that. Are you really a ""?
Me:
Challenging work, outta doors
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
In my camper van? Yes
God:
May I ask where you got it? Ahem.
Me:
That isn't relevant
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is relevant ?
Me:
Where i got my camper van
God:
Earth.
Me:
OH MY GAWD!
God:
Ah. Have you told many people that your GAWD?
Me:
HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNEW THAT MY CAMPER VAN WAS FROM EARTH?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who is myself?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
I'm praying to you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Guarentee you'll not go hungry
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because at the end of the day, as long there's two people left on the planet. Someone is gonna want someone dead.
God:
Good reason. The end of the day as long there is two people left on the planet is where it's at. Who?
Me:
Goldrush?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
When someone gives me the mission to kill them.
God:
That does not happen very often.
Me:
Yes, it does
God:
Take it easy. How often?
Me:
I dont know. Maybe 1000 times a day?
God:
Me either. Perhaps. That must keep you very busy.
Me:
Certainly
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
You don't judge that backstabbing rat of a Spy either?
God:
It goes without saying. Do you know any robots who judge that backstabbing rat of a Spy? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I am around my 30s
God:
Why are you around your 30s.
Me:
Because you created people that way?
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: said I created people that way.
Me:
But you are Gawd, right?

Me:
lets do it
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
AAA HARDER
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
im a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
want to experiment?
God:
OK, I will experiment.
Me:
with me?
God:
" OK, I will experiment."? With you?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
lets do it
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
lets go
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
wanna make the sounds?
God:
OK, I will make the sounds.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
AAAAH
God:
What were we talking about again?