This just in from Aperture Science, the big Valve and Portal 2 event to be held at the Regal Theater next to the E3 venue on June 14th has been canceled! Don't worry though, Valve and Aperture promises that the event will be replaced by a surprise!
Oh man, surprises. Valve is teasing us with an announcement of an announcement. Who does that sort of thing?! Who, I ask you, who?!
Let the speculation begin! As noted though, everything will go down at E3. We'll have all of the latest coverage from the annual event as per the usual here at CS-Nation.
Dear Subject Name Here,
Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.
Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.
Oh man, surprises. Valve is teasing us with an announcement of an announcement. Who does that sort of thing?! Who, I ask you, who?!
Let the speculation begin! As noted though, everything will go down at E3. We'll have all of the latest coverage from the annual event as per the usual here at CS-Nation.
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