CS n00b Survival Guide

[tspoon1066]

a)If you're a n00b who is so bad that you need to read that, I'd be surprised if you could find that article.

b)I'm surprised that the person who felt the need to write that guide knows how to use the internet, let alone play counter strike.

[watchinthewheel]

all the things he says there are common sense and what you would do in real life if you need to be told that there is no hope for you!

[xlokix]

God knows how many people I've jacked off when I've been under the cover

hahaha that made my day

[Cmoney]

poop :)

[lopinboy]

All this is, is visitor bait. The guy wrote it so more people would visit the site. Don't give him the luxeries.

[street]

Hey kids!



This was a short guide to those who are brand new to CS. The tips there are to stop you looking like a total and utter mongo, and to that end they are useful. It's a short sharp introduction - nothing more. Enough whining about the value of this news item.

[Def1ance]

but seriously, I read the first paragraph and stopped... what does he think he is? I could write a better quide, hell it could be hard to read cuz it'd all be L337 Speak cu u know, I'm so L337 hehe....

[NyaR]

wth is up with shitty noobs writing shitty noob guides for other noobs about how to not be noob when they havent even the slightest idea of what noob is?

[SiC]

omg sorry i toght u were a evil T!!@!!

[MaNko_CHiNkuBi]

roffle.

[pinkassmonkey]

this guy has played cs for two weeks and now he's writing a guide on how not to be a noob?

[gluestick]

worthless

[Stylsy]

Alright, I feel the need to post. The article I wrote was possibly best summed up by this comment:



"This was a short guide to those who are brand new to CS. The tips there are to stop you looking like a total and utter mongo, and to that end they are useful. It's a short sharp introduction - nothing more."



As it says on my site, it is a lighthearted article, not supposed to be an experienced guide written by a pro, I'm surprised it was taken as such. Those are embarrasing mistakes I've made which have had angry people on servers. I'm sorry if your offended by it, but different styles of these things are for different people, as for it's post-worthiness, I'll let the web guys here decide.



Jacked off was possibly the worst swear censor I could have used nevertheless, it's funny!

[Def1ance]

It is worthless...

[chrdevon]

HEY... i am really in need of a good Sg552 Commando skin. I like the first one but i am looking for something better... i am thinking of the Daewoo in the old 1.5 AUG section... if we could get something like that for 1.6 that would be great... oh and also some quality grenade skins... thats all i have to say, bye!