CS n00b Survival Guide

[CSN NewsBot]

Despite the fact that Counter-Strike has been kicking around for ages now, there are still some who are total newcomers to the game. www.stylsy.co.uk has a brief n00b survival guide available, detailing the methods you should use if you want to avoid looking like a complete nub.

God only knows how many people I've jacked off by running blindly in the way of team mates taking cover, or blocking a field of view.

God knows how many people I've jacked off when I've been under the cover. For most of you this is redundant, but there will be some who have no idea that throwing HE grenades at team mates is a bad idea. Maybe. That link again - go!

[Spedmaster]

God knows how many people I've jacked off when I've been under the cover.

Thanks street. That was wonderful. Can you pass me the tissues?

[pimpdad82]

hrm, i could think of alot worse things that noobs do than what's in that article. Smoke?

[Joey2cool]

So, when are the bots going to be reenabled so we can tell nubs to go play with em?

[bullet_head]

but there will be some who have no idea that throwing HE grenades at team mates is a bad idea

When was this implemented, isn't throwing high explosives at team mates like rocket jump!?

[Jocky]

Despite the fact that Counter-Strike has been kicking around for ages now, there are still some who are total newcomers to the game.

seems to me every time i play, there are more and more newbies playing...and its not cause ive gotten better...cause god only knows thats impossible....whew...its tough being the best....doesnt get any better than this...ooooh...dammit you caught me...i a n00b..but a l337 one at that

[|=AoGO=| Vic da Dick]

Those n00bs are most likely, as the writer of the article, second-hand CS users. They are 14yr old nephews who "inherit" the family CD...



On another note: How was this artilcle at all interesting enough to be posted on CSN? I mean, 7 paragraphs, 550 words... Not enough CS news to post lately, much?

[Vexware]

I do not like this person. Firstly, he speaks like he is some kind of elite. I feel like he's saying:

I've just started playing Counter-Strike, yet I am already great at it and I'll teach you the tips that will make you a better person (though not as good as I am).

It's like he's "taking the piss," he is so pretentious. Also, calling that a guide? More like the introduction to the manual of personality cult, I would say.



CS-Nation's guides are much better than this trifle. I do not understand why on earth this was posted as a news.

[Deletable_Man]

lol this is a first.. for me anyway.. A noob writing a noob guide to cs. Excellent.

[JRules]

o wow hes been playing for 2 weeks and now he thinks hes good enough to give a survival guide!

I love the tip that says let your teammates die first then you go clear up the wounded enemy, this guy is an idiot.

[Supersonic^]

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Even God doesn't know how many times I've jacked off under the covers tbfh! :o

[stooopid]

This guide is more proof that there is a lot of anger out there over n00b play styles. Sometimes n00b tactics can come in handy though, i.e. getting some rage from your team. I could write a guide on how to have fun with the ATAC plugin, but thats probably more suitable for a myg0t forum...



p.s. I'd also like to add my endorsement to |=AoGO=| Vic da Dick's link to www.steamisg4h.com.

[ukHazard]

He says it's "basic wisdom" and that he made many embarassing mistakes. Not very newsworthy really, but then not worth getting on his case either!

[kerosine99]

ukHazard wrote..

He says it's "basic wisdom" and that he made many embarassing mistakes. Not very newsworthy really, but then not worth getting on his case either!

exactly.

[Ricebowl]

Maybe he paid to have it posted?