Make Love, Not War

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  • CSN NewsBot

    #1

    Make Love, Not War

    Wired News reports that a group of disaffected peaceniks with too much time on their hands are setting their sights on Counter-Strike. They call it Velvet-Strike, and the intent is to break up our violent games with non-violent protest. Or something.
    Instead of mowing down the agents, the terrorists might lay down their weapons, team up with the military agents, release the hostages and maybe even go to a nearby bar to celebrate the happy ending.
    Oh, believe me, it just gets better. Hippies piss me off.
  • leprechaun

    #2
    Why do they have to break up games that alot people love?..The games dont bring violence, its the parents that do, if they dont want there son/daughter to be around by violence...just dont let them play. Dont ruin it for others that do play the game and are mature enough to realize what is a game and whats not.

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    • rizzuh

      #3
      Well that's one person who didn't bother to read the article.

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      • Spoonman

        #4
        Edited by [user="21273"] @ [time="1023567675"]

        Instead of mowing down the agents, the terrorists might lay down their weapons, team up with the military agents, release the hostages and maybe even go to a nearby bar to celebrate the happy ending.
        And then WE CAN ALL HAVE A BIG GROUP HUUUUUUGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! JOY!!!!!

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        • Lethal

          #5
          Edited by [user="2443"] @ [time="1023568157"]

          Spearheaded by Schleiner, the college professor behind the Anime Noir game where successful sexual foreplay wins points, Velvet-Strike is the latest way for players to influence their online gaming environments. Velvet-Strike could launch as early as this month.
          Jeez, this gal is a nut job.



          I'm more than guessing this horny woman was one of the ones at the 'front lines' at the protests for 'anti-war' protests on this 'war on terrorisim.' Instead, I'm guessing, she wanted to make them feel better by sending roses, chocolates, and beanie babies... yes folks... thats right... the beanie babies will save us all!
          One recipe has players ask their enemy for help in planting a bomb, using that as a way to start a conversation. "I already tried (the friendship recipe) out on a server in Hawaii," Schleiner said. "I got my enemy to help show me how to plant the bomb in a bomb scenario."
          How cute, after that I bet she gave him a virtual hug and kiss before killing him to ensure the victory!
          Not that Schleiner, who has a predilection for the AK-47s that terrorists get to carry in Counter-Strike, is completely against violence. She didn't try to make friends with her enemies until after she laid waste to eight other players, a fact she pointed out was very impressive since she's a relatively new player.
          Exactly... Hypocrites...



          I guess we all need something to live for.



          Now excuse me while I go protest cutting down the rainforests by burning them all.

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          • vapor (v4p0r)

            #6
            those sprays are.. =x

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            • scr0llwheel

              #7
              I like how they "borrowed" the CS.net design...

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              • Requiem

                #8
                i swear people are starting to take this shit way to seriously

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                • Jsunu

                  #9
                  I agree with them

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                  • Spoonman

                    #10
                    NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! IT WON'T LET ME DL THE "Shoot Love Bubbles" SPRAY!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT ALL TO HELL!!!

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                    • Jsunu

                      #11
                      I will dl it



                      Read the freakin artical plz

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                      • puffycloud

                        #12
                        leprechaun wrote..

                        Why do they have to break up games that alot people love?..The games dont bring violence, its the parents that do, if they dont want there son/daughter to be around by violence...just dont let them play. Dont ruin it for others that do play the game and are mature enough to realize what is a game and whats not.
                        Your parents probably don't want you downloading porn, but you're still doing that anyhow. Parents can't stop their children from doing things, they can only teach them what's right.

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                        • zeusDgod

                          #13
                          Still, the Velvet-Strike protesters are part of a growing movement to bring a message of peace, love and happiness to online shooters by any means necessary. Graphical User Intervention, a more radical group of protesters, will go so far as to sacrifice their characters for the greater cause of getting out a message of non-violence. The group outlines strategies for suicide missions, among other things.
                          Bizare decals and suicidal hippies, that's makes me feel all warm inside. This stuff is really getting on my nerves. People who feel the need to invade someone else's activity so they can proclaim their righteousness. I say, it is time to start a counter-movement on these pixelated-tree huggers and hinder their efforts.



                          I was planning on releasing a big big spray pack just for the hell of it and you can be sure this group will be featured. I think this little bit of action is the only kind of attention they deserve. TX for posting article rectumpennies.

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                          • Lethal

                            #14
                            http://www.opensorcery.net/velvet-strike/sprays.html



                            I really like the "Love1" and "Love2" sprays.



                            Is this woman ass backwards or what?



                            I'm not 'anti-gay.'



                            I'm pondering what kind of sick woman would get off on that sort of thing...

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                            • cheetarah654

                              #15
                              Noir is an awesome anime/ and fuck you asspennies, i drive a 69 beetle!~!!~!~! :P

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