why i still suck

[Iced_Guardian]

I've only played this game for a couple of weeks now, and the first few days where utter hell, lol



I seemed to spawn for dying.. a barn was pretty safe from me, even when I was standing next to it, and someone helped me aiming :)



and then, the inconceivable happened.. I actually KILLED my mate, who was gruffing: 'aah, I ran out of ammo, you got lucky'



after which I toasted him AGAIN! my day couldn't get better anymore, hehe...



These days, I still suck very bad, BUT at least I can kill about half as many times as I get blown to smithereens.. and I even won some no-win situations like me being the last ct standing against 3 terrorists! =)



Bullpup rules when you're new, imho.. the scoping isn't of a nature to give a really BIG blind angle, the rate of fire excellent, and with a bit of practice pretty accurate to top it off! (but that propably is another discussion)



gl in your next games, man, it gave me hope that I'm not the only 'old guy' (at 29 years... ppl didn't used to be 'old' that fast in the old days, lol) who is having major problems fending off the onslaught of the 12 year olds! =D

[Itsfuntolose69]

I started playing CS when 1.1 was first released and i dont give a fuck if you call me a n00b or whatever because i have retail and not mod. I started to dislike CS when 1.3 came out, cause the AK was shit and there was too many damn random headshots. So i found a new found love in CS, FRIENDLY FIRE SERVERS. FF was the greatest invention for CS. Rage is one of the funniest things in the world (when its about a game of course). Its great to go into a FF server and right when the round starts shoot a teammate in the head (who has just bought a rifle) take his weapon and slaughter the rest of your team, then grenade yourself. And if your like me on a cable modem, you can rejoin the server fast enough so you dont die the next round.

THERE NEEDS TO BE A FRIENDLY FIRE FILTER

Another thing that really pisses people off is following someone who has an awp (on your team), and when they stop to snipe you stand right in front of him strobe your flashlight and repeatidly stab him in the head with your knife (though it does no damage to him it jerks his aim off)

And for all those who are wondering i am not a myg0t and i think they are faggots, but i think the CS team is full of faggots too, so what do i know.

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Tha Easts|daZ wrote..



1.3 STILL OWNS......

HAHAHAH 1.3 owns, he has never played before 1.3 so when he learned CS was the best. Same for me though.

[XGun-=spawn=-]

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i love your article I'm self average player en love it -didn't no no that colt can shoot trough walls- cs 1.5 models sucks i'playe wiht beta 7 models

[doctorSSR]

I don't know if i suc or not but usually, its either my Counter-Terrorits "suck" or the "Terrorists" are cheating in the server or even the Terrorists are playing like gods.



Happens in de_dust often, where we even have to hold our positions in our SPAWN area and wait for the terrorists to come. In case your wondering, they STILL win, flawless victory.

[toilet freak]

hey guys can sumbody plz clean up my dirty bowl? my comp is located inside the toilet room. when my toilet is full of splattered shit, i cannot concentrate on playing my CS. u see, when the splattered shit is sticking on my butt, my aiming went off. so plz again, clean my toilet. i will treat u a low-ping gaming of CS for one whole day, plus one hour of BJ.



BTW, asspennies. ur article is great. Although then, u sound like u r faking the whole story. Can u really prove that u r really a sucka in the game? screenshots dun mean anythin....

[gauntlet]

If i hear one more thing about being twelve! You all suck and ill kill you.

[toilet freak]

hey guys and gals!! i have some tips(i'm not crapping anymore), for those who love or hate 12-year-oldies:



like 12-year olds: buy them more console games to play(less CS communities of 12 will happen), treat them big macdonald's feasts(so they cannot concentrate on playing CS), and arrange them to meet nice girls so their aiming is way off their CS.



hate 12-year olds: build a torture house. slap their butts to make them cry so loud that their elvish voice coarsed out. then u can't here any elvish voice thru voice comm. 4eva. if they are really more skilfull than >12 years old elves like us, apply the formula "like 12-year olds" to them.



hope my suggestion will spark some creative minded ppl around this mailbag.

[-MuLDeR]

If you want to be "GOOD" then email me... you could say i'm one of those "elves" but with a deep voice... I've been playing cs ever since beta 7.1 and i pretty much rape everyone with 31 and 4 records daily so if you need help, click here to email me...

[toilet freak]

*aGeNt_mUlDeR* wrote..

If you want to be "GOOD" then email me... you could say i'm one of those "elves" but with a deep voice... I've been playing cs ever since beta 7.1 and i pretty much rape everyone with 31 and 4 records daily so if you need help, click here to email me...

ok u r an exception, i regard u as a mature elf. so u have healthy frags huh? well who knows?post ur video to prove it.even u did frag that good, wat does that suppose to do with e-mailing u? what help u can offer me by emailing me? ur sentences are too vague!

[MaVeR!cK]

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Hey, great article asspennies. I agree with the excuses part because I sometimes use it. I sometimes suck and sometimes I rule. Maybe it's a game where all the newbies are, but I don't know. I do good sometimes.



But I guess I can still beat you asspennies any day!!!!

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toilet freak wrote..

hey guys can sumbody plz clean up my dirty bowl? my comp is located inside the toilet room. when my toilet is full of splattered shit, i cannot concentrate on playing my CS. u see, when the splattered shit is sticking on my butt, my aiming went off. so plz again, clean my toilet. i will treat u a low-ping gaming of CS for one whole day, plus one hour of BJ.



BTW, asspennies. ur article is great. Although then, u sound like u r faking the whole story. Can u really prove that u r really a sucka in the game? screenshots dun mean anythin....

Asspennies did show proof that he sucked. Look in the article again and see what he downloaded on the article. The scores he put up were his proof. But that is his only proof toilet.

[Possum]

I dunno if it was just one of those beta versions or whatever, but in the first screen shot you appear to have 200 rounds of spare ammo :0

Amazing.....!

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Btw, great article. It's nice to see someone who plays CS who isn't completely macho and won't acceot the truth that they aren't God's gift to the game. Keep up the good work asspennies :)

[toilet freak]

DaRK_Hawk wrote..

Hey, great article asspennies. I agree with the excuses part because I sometimes use it. I sometimes suck and sometimes I rule. Maybe it's a game where all the newbies are, but I don't know. I do good sometimes.



But I guess I can still beat you asspennies any day!!!!





toilet freak wrote..

hey guys can sumbody plz clean up my dirty bowl? my comp is located inside the toilet room. when my toilet is full of splattered shit, i cannot concentrate on playing my CS. u see, when the splattered shit is sticking on my butt, my aiming went off. so plz again, clean my toilet. i will treat u a low-ping gaming of CS for one whole day, plus one hour of BJ.



BTW, asspennies. ur article is great. Although then, u sound like u r faking the whole story. Can u really prove that u r really a sucka in the game? screenshots dun mean anythin....



Asspennies did show proof that he sucked. Look in the article again and see what he downloaded on the article. The scores he put up were his proof. But that is his only proof toilet.

thnx dark hawk, guess that i can only trust from that particular proof. afterall, what am i to prove him wrong? i'm just a....toilet freak....

[MaVeR!cK]

Haha...yeah Toliet Freak. And no problem.

[SolidSnake333]

amen to you asspennies...im starting to finally learn, as i was kicking ass the other day, but it always takes me awhile to warm up...i sympathize with you

[orochi]

sniff* sniff* reading that article was like reading an article bout me...