why i still suck

[hit?]

asspennies, u sure ur name wasn't misspelled? u sure it's spelled with a double "n" and with an "e". just for a laugh. just ignore me. lol 8)

[Swaino]

i know what ur talking about asspennies. Ive been playing for a few years and i used to be an absolute master, a totally undefeatable radge. But then i went away fro a couple of months and since i returned ive been raw pish!



Swaino

[Goz]

Awww 12 year olds are so much fun they always scream at me (and my clan m8s) cos im a tad verbose. Great fun putting them down though cos anyone over the age of 12 joins in :)



I know the best way to haev fun at CS still. Knife runs ... hide behind a corner and knife all the 12 year olds as they come round the corner then wait for them to call you a cheat because you knew they were there ...

[KillerBee113]

What is an asspennie?

[syclone]

rofl !

[Lethal]

TwD-WeEdMaN



Go back to page 2 or 3, RzE posted the url to a skit that might help explain a bit.

[gobsmaka]

i think being in the right place at the right time has a lot to do with ur scores

some rounds i cant kill a thing, others i can kill 3 or 4 peeps before i die

(cant kill a thing is the norm)

[Bang58]

I myself am a proud suckmiester. Let the 12 year olds have there day in the sun, afterall it's us whole rule the world.



As for why a sudden and irreversable drop in skill level? Why I'm sure it has something to do with the drop your testicles go through when you hit puberty.



Maybe we should start an "Over The Hill Suck Squad", who knows sometimes having a good time is more important than just a score.

[mouth]

-:Nighthawk:- wrote..Um, heh, ouch. I don't know whether to die laughing or to remark on your lack of politeness to others. Just a thought... while what you have to say may be funny and perhaps even true, doesn't always mean it's a good thing to say. :) There is a certain fun in goofing around while playing occasionally, just so long as you're not pissing everyone else off, IMHO.

That's the problem. There's a difference between having fun with a game and using the game as an excuse to be a total dipshit. When you get to Jenny's or Grifinmouse's point, there really isn't much difference between your motives and the motives of say, a myg0t member. If you're not playing the game with the intent to actually play the game, you need to find something better to do with your time.

Rodney F. Crispy wrote..

your first answer was the best. you're not 12. and frankly, there's a lot more beer drinking, grass smokin, and ass chasin to be good at that CS - beta or otherwise. oh .. and of course work too.

Yeah, that's more or less the aim of mature adult life, isn't it? Nothing like being a drunken, drug addled male slut to say "HEY MA, I'M ALL GROWNS UP!".



When you're busy vomiting after a night of making a 12 year old look more intelligent than you, you can say "God damn, i'd like to see THOSE little punks retch up a liver". When you're up in the morning with a burning stream of syphilis coming out of your wang, you can really thank your lucky stars that you didn't spend your time doing something far less "cool" like playing more CS.



The rest of the adults will be over in the corner laughing until you figure out that the concepts of drinking and smoking weed only mean something when you're an ass-backward college freshman. Toodles.

[ExodusFromEden]

Asspennies, use the PARA...its got enough bullets to last you the entire round....albeit a bit slow, but you wont have to reload.

[SolidVelvet]

yeah isnt cs a ma-17 rating game? these 13 year olds are killing me. the majority of @$$holes i ban on my server are little punks who have no teamplay, play it like deathmatch, cuss and spam like crazy... so sad.



one thing that helps me is to load up lan cs with podbots and rename them, then put them in 'jason' mode. heh heh heh. ah, nevermind.

[PhaT-]

asspennies is kewl =[ i could train u, i wvu =P GJ.

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BTW, solidvelvet, a pub isnt supposed to be teamwork in cs, its a "whatever u want to do" game, so u can cheat, tk, not listen, etc. No one has control over you on a pub, unless u agree, but i dont and i intend to keep it that way.

[KillerBee113]

Ok found the skit , thanks guys

[The Family God]

Funny article Asspennies. Such an elegant way to admit the obviously, blundering truth to thousands of your fans. Keep up the good work!

[Wwv]

Truth is tho fof, sometimes I think 'enough with the babble' and disable voicecom. it's babble interspersed with stategic talk, which is good and fine and natural, but sometimes I like to play a game without it you noe..

Plus you do not realise that one of the qualities you and rizzuh seem to have is oversight of where people are etc. which is a important aspect of succesful voicecom use I think.

Last but not least, some of us aren't nativly speaking English (or are and get dissed for it, hai narby :P) and have lousy accents.

oh, last and a half, there's the annoying voices, gad make it stop...