mailbag: parents

[Jsunu]

sp e lli ng ?

[M00]

])3@6][_3-Saint wrote..

my parents hate me, i pay for my own food and internet connection thell probly charge me rent soon >.<, maybe i should just move out...

Well since you are 34 years old, that may be a good idea.

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thefanmanman33 wrote..

PS: M00, i hate your cow. It disgusts me to hell. Why is its thing square?????? ugh you disgusting mofo son of a b|7ch.

It's thing? The udder? It is square because I made it in MSPaint a long time ago. You are probably just jealous of my enlightened artistic abilities. I will take this outburst as a compliment.



I don't really see my parents much anymore, as I don't live with them, so no one really tells me when or when not to play CS. When I *sigh* did have a girlfriend, she didn't mind CS, but I never let her take a back-seat to gaming, as that would be Counter-Poontang and very stupid. She even used to sit on my lap and watch me play for a while. Granted, this is difficult to get kills for several reasons, but I felt the support. Turns out that she is an evil whore now, but that isn't the point.

[sniv]

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IKilledU wrote..

Oh no, you got a vid card that does no use to an old engine. My geforce 1 can probably dish out the same as that card. Oh btw if you were to get a card, wait for the new geforce instead of n00b radeon.

Or wait for the new radeon instead of that n00b GeForce 5...

You're stuck in 1952 where cards like change only once every 2 years or something. You get nwe cards every 6 month now, hello??



Oh, and your GeForce 1 cant get as good as a radeon (that is better than the GeForce4) at 150 fps in 1600x1200...

Just cause you have a good comp doesn't mean your good. Go talk to those l33t UT2k3 demo players or what not. But for CS skill > comp

Typical reply of a GeForce1 owner ^^

And when it comes to "why you suck" ... MY DAMN GeForce 1 . Dice can confess. (I can too actually.)

DaBearz wrote..

as long ass i get good grades in school i can do anything.

Especially in spelling ^^

N33D H3LP wrote..

PARENTS DO HATE CS CUASE THEY USE IT TO TRAIN US FOR THE UPCOMINGWAR!!!

1. You do need help

2. That's America's Army.

[nix]

if your parents doesnt allow you to play CS it simply meens

that they probably heard you swearing / whinning / crying

Like a big 16 years old baby !



Cry = denied period

[yellow_hobbit]

was quite funny. at least i know that many parents don't really like CS, just like mine.

[sniv]

Playinc cs doesnt mean I'll go kill my damn neighbor, then when I kind of notice that wasnt really nice of me, type sv_restartround 1 and yay everything goes well.



Im not one of those 6 year old kids that say "WOW blood WOW MAD KOOL pokemon doesnt have those "

These shouldnt play cs. They dont even get what someone dying is.

[Brutal Sponge]

cheetarah654 wrote..

that "knifes" comment about the sisters baby was enough to make this mailbag fucking hilarious.



rizzuh doesnt like doing pictures too much, he doesnt want them "overdone" and cease to be funny

well, i guess your right, since, you said "i'll adminmod your face/" in one of the mailbag entries, which just made me laugh my ass off

[Diet Coke]

my cs on my old pc never worked... i couldnt get to the net. so then, i got a tiger direct kit thing that made cs work. my bro was still the first to play cs, he is very good, i am too, my dad plays it but likes TFC better, but sometimes when i talk with my bro about stuff like "hey! i got 4 headshots in a row! and look at that! this admin mod plugin says M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!!!!!" "wow! good job!" and my mom will say "HEADSHOT! OMG THAT's TRES TERRIBLE! (cause my mom is a francais speaka') so that's my comment. READ IT SUCKA!



btw: im 11 but im l337!

[GLOCKBOY]

That was great. It made me laugh at how serious parents are about CS I mean my mom is knows everything I'm talking about in CS and my dad plays CS his name is TommyGun if you see him say hi.

[allosaur]

DaBearz wrote..

Well i play cs alot and im 13, I kick seriuse ass and people dont believe that im 13. My mom doesnt do anything She see's me playing but as long ass i get good grades in school i can do anything. She really doesnt care about the guns and shit the only thing she says is turn down the volume a little bit please



P.S who ever is over 40 and plays cs is a FaG.

So when you are still playing this game when you turn 40, make sure your lipstick color matches your hair.

[ExodusFromEden]

Addiction? Why don't people save thier addictions for things like drugs or alcohol? If someone is a CS dependant then I think they need a little bit of help. Also, if your parents care about what games you play, you're too damn young to play the game...Sheesh!

[*****PLUMPY*****]

w00t i'm in the mailbag. now maybe rizzuh will give me that writing job. Then i can stay up all night writing shit for this site.

[vapor (v4p0r)]

by the looks of these posts you would think that mouth and the old cng would have stolen everyones accounts.. decent mailbag btw

rizzuh wrote...



What's weird is that the ladies laugh at me even when I don't mention CS! For some reason they believe that the cowlick has gone out of style.

that went out of style along with the cool kids playing dungeons and dragons

[oReiLLZ]

rizzuh wrote..

For some reason they believe that the cowlick has gone out of style.

Now you know someone's gonna make an avatar of rizzuh's fish with a cowlick. Damn you people.

ExodusFromEden wrote..

Addiction? Why don't people save thier addictions for things like drugs or alcohol?

Because cocaine costs three Addiction Tokens and I only have two left.

[sniv]

I got a leftover one. But that'll cost CSnationalist membership (Im too poor for it , + Parents say CS this, and CS that....