mailbag: jokes

[cruZ.]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



CATS NIPPLES........OMG



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[tas|-Omega]

Wow. Um...wow. I do not think there are sufficient adjectives in the English language to illustrate how, um, let's just say bad, mail bag this was. Definitely need better topics. Though that probably was the only thing going wrong for it -- the topic. Some of the earliest ones were hilarious. Maybe CS is just showing its age. Good effort, in any case, Riz.

[Kill Yourself]

Yup a new low.. the worst mailbag ever.

[Zkilibon]

OMG.... that was the most F**Ked up Mailbag I have ever read. Wow, its not like these pranks are all original, half the damn ones that were mentioned I have seen like 50 different people do. Im suprised the "rapid door squeaking" trick in militia didnt get in. (Where you leave a hostage -or even yourself- up against a door so when it tries to close, it gets pushed back open, and tries to close again, etc. etc. etc., making an extremely annoying -and loud- noise all over the map)



And what about the adminmod trick where you juggle the bomb up against a wall (in a corner) by pressing the drop weapon key over and over, thus spamming the bomb status "banner" across the center of the screen?



What I'm trying to say here is that:

1.) practical jokes in CS are somewhat limited to a few options, and

2.) the measure of how funny a practical joke is depends ultimately on how funny the person who did it thought it was.



And by the way... Rizzuh, you need help. Professional help.

[//z38stinger]

...........gay

[domdell]

is rizzuh from orange county?



im an asian cs player from orange county....



do i know rizzuh?



IS RIZZUH THAT DORK WHO WAS IN MY CALC CLASS!?!?!??!?!



OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG



CAT NIPPLES!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?



OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG



how do i send in an email to a mailbag topic?

[Jonny K.]

That Mailbag Sucked Ass.

[Dirk]

I should have took Rze's advice.



-dp-

[Spike Spiegel]

Pan the Goat God wrote..

You forget you can use hosties through doors?

I don't think so, if so, no one ever did...

[rizzuh]

dom, every Asian person in OC plays CS!

[Mr Bond]

Please, rizzuh, point out that the mailbag sucked more. That will surely make it better.

[Maj.Death]

omg



rizzuh i will haduken you foor that sad excuse for a mailbag



then i will fondle your dead corpse and display it proudly to all nerds



roffle



i win!

[pinchet]

gay ?

[domdell]

rizzuh wrote..

dom, every Asian person in OC plays CS!

oh yeah, forgot about that ;p

[cruZ.]

how do you use adminmod to run commands on a clients system (eg. that bind trick or the sensitivity one). i wanna be the admin from hell...muhahah