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  • CSN NewsBot

    #1

    mailbag: jokes

    A new mailbag is up. The topic this week is practical jokes in CS. Ironcially enough, this mailbag is not the funny. Do not view it if you want to laugh. Do not read it if you want to spend your time wisely. This is very much a bad mailbag in every single way and I'm sorry for even living.
  • Exo

    #2
    DaveJ's made me laugh..

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    • Jason X

      #3
      Rizzuh said:

      Hah! This reminds me of how I sometimes put muffins on fishing hooks and have hungry children follow me into a white van.
      Wow rze --- you need some therapy or something..



      lol



      yea

      DaveJ's Was kinda funnie... lol

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      • Pan the Goat God

        #4
        Wow.That wasnt funny.

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        • Spike Spiegel

          #5
          Not too bad, all of the posts except the last were ok. The last one was pretty shit and didn't seem all that funny.



          My favorite joke: Back when you could move hostages when you were a T, in militia I would bring two hostages into the bathroom and palce them against the door and then press e twice to make em stop following. Then the onlya way the CTs could get in was by shooting through the door and killing them or using a nade. I hated when it was done to be so I decided to do it to other people who had never done anything to me in their lives.

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          • Pan the Goat God

            #6
            You forget you can use hosties through doors?

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            • cheetarah654

              #7
              hahah good mailbag. even tho we had to wait 3/4s of a month for it. the submissions were funny because they were all so lame, davej's was good, and one or 2 others.

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              • rizzuh

                #8
                I can't believe some of you like anything about this mailbag.



                Also mikeditka (uh, the last guy) misspelled detrimental! Haha what a loser!

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                • Eagle25

                  #9
                  oh my god mine got in..

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                  • russianmobster

                    #10
                    Riz you made this funny, otherwise it was kind of sad. I mean, you see all these guys posting stuff like the girl from american pie. "one time, on de_dust, the guy on our team told us to rush the bombsite, but the team didn't know where it was, so we just followed him and then we shot him with a gun! HAHA!" I mean, this is a dumb topic in the first place, but people's responses made it even dumber. You can just see those guys doing stupid things with admin then falling off their chair, laughing, and telling their mom it's her turn to play. Then they wipe their nose because the milk came out. It's not that funny when you play practical jokes IN A VIDEO GAME.

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                    • phaze-

                      #11
                      Edited by [user="2897"] @ [time="1039998131"]

                      Mailbag was alright, would have been better if my was in it. The mere presence of my submission would have made you rofldwahabycb (roll on the floor laughing die with a heart attack because you couldnt breathe). Obviously rizzuh has no sense of humor what-so-ever.

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                      • Ifearcs

                        #12
                        :/ alright

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                        • Simplex

                          #13
                          rizzuh wrote..

                          Worst. Mailbag. Ever.

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                          • chesh

                            #14
                            You know, this mailbag really sucked. I was suprised to find that reading about these moronic pranks is more annoying than actually seeing them take place in the game. However, reading it was worth it because of the last comment from Rizz probably because it is a true story.

                            Oh, and another thing. Dark, you wouldn't die of a heart attack because you couldn't breathe. You'd die of lack of oxygen. Really, how do you people not fall down more?

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                            • Wintermute

                              #15
                              chesh wrote..

                              Oh, and another thing. Dark, you wouldn't die of a heart attack because you couldn't breathe. You'd die of lack of oxygen. Really, how do you people not fall down more?
                              http://health.yahoo.com/health/dc/000063/0.html



                              Other causes for cardiac arrest may include drowning, suffocation, electrical shock, severe allergic reaction (anaphylaxis), drug overdose, and trauma



                              i like totally own

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