mailbag: adminmod

**disabled** · 07-14-2002, 11:10 PM

haha

**mouth** · 07-14-2002, 11:47 PM

StealthMonkey wrote..

Who else thinks rizzuh made up those mailbag letters of the second page cause he was bored? I mean who (besides drunk and high people) would actaully take rizzuh's advice without a gun pointed to their head? I don't think 'Dear Abby' is going to have to make her column shorter to make room for rizzuh's any time soon. :) :-P

We're all terribly enlightened for having read that.

Hey, i just had an epiphany! Rze isn't really a fish!

**Mr Bond** · 07-14-2002, 11:58 PM

rish gj on the usual antics p1

I found the second page happily unfunny!

**Inabj2** · 07-15-2002, 12:30 AM

heh

Added @ [time="1026718549"]

aaaahahhaha.... no.

**[eWc] Cake Man** · 07-15-2002, 02:41 AM

The people who didnt like the second page either have no sense of humor or are very insecure with themselves.

**HITMAN4SALE** · 07-15-2002, 04:19 AM

omfg...i cant stop laughing. 2nd page was amazing...half the internet.LOL go riz go!

**I suck** · 07-15-2002, 05:20 AM

-:Nighthawk:- wrote..

Pansy Ranger... no one can truly create a complete list of all the various types of whores there are. :) You know... anytime someone is good with something, it will always be referred to as whoring, whether it's the AWP or the knife. Another commonly mentioned one you forgot would be stats whores.

OK.... THE COMPLETE LIST, ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Back stabbing whore

Top Fragger whore

Bottom Fragger whore

Stat whore

T'Killer whore

Camper whore

Rusher whore

Sniper whore

Spectator whore

HE nade spamming whore

Comment whore

Mailbag whore

AWP whore

G3 whore

Scout whore

Sig550 whore

Not enough here's more !!!!

USP whore

Glock whore

Deagle whore

P228 whore

FiveSeven whore

Dual Elites whore

Huff puff, what more ??? ( does this thing rhyme ??? )

MP5 whore

TMP whore

Mac-10 whore

P90 whore

UMP.45 whore

JESUS, there is still a whole lot more !!!

M4A1 whore

AK47 whore

Commando whore

AUG whore.

Ok, thats it, this is the list of whores.

Dont want to be a whore......

Rush with the KNIFE !!!!

Happy now guys ??

**t774** · 07-15-2002, 05:59 AM

Don't know about the second topic, but about the first:

StatsMe is good when it's properly configured, on some servers it is inobtrusive and doesn't spam your screen full(I've played some servers where StatsMe announced everything, and it was *annoying*) If the admins have some sense, then StatsMe is very good. Other StasMe downsides: StatsMe lets me know every time how crap I did.

**-:Nighthawk:-** · 07-15-2002, 06:01 AM

Mouth... funny, heh. :)

Pansy (sorry, no e) Ranger, did you miss auto/pump shotty whores? What about Para whores? And then there's... hehe. :) Ah yes, and the ever present among us... news whores. Isn't it reassuring to know that in today's modern society, everyone can be a whore one way or another? Nice attempt at rhyming, though, it rhymed much in the way that orange rhymes with mailbag.

**Darkhorse** · 07-15-2002, 06:18 AM

Have you not played Quake before?

Quake has always have bunny hopping and no hitboxes.

I thought Bunny-Hopping was a HL engine thing and fixed by the patch..

btw comment#100

**3y3** · 07-15-2002, 07:08 AM

Mouth, the last 3 posts (which ive seen) have just been flame. Cant you find anything better to do, like maybe, go out with mates and stuff instead of flaming people youve never met and who are just posting opinions, which i believe, belong to that person and for you to tell them they are right or wrong is just stupid. (im talking about that console v. pc thing)

**p!ge0n** · 07-15-2002, 07:40 AM

p90=headshot machine(ownage)

ump=funky smg that shoots usp bullets about as fast as you can shoot a usp

tmp=weird ass headshot gun

mac=the ak of smgs (ownage)

mp5=whore smg

g3/sg550=ownage when usd properly

duals=funniest/best pistols everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

that's my 2 cents

oh, weird ass second page, but funny

**SinaC** · 07-15-2002, 08:57 AM

p!ge0n you're wrong, UMP shoots slower then USP.

P90 is just random headshots, it's really quite gay.

MAC is OK, but the only way you're gonna get a kill is with a headshot... and they're not very easy to come by.

MP5 is the best SMG by far.

G3/SG550 are terrible. A scout/AWP/AK/DE/M4/MP5/USP can take them down no problem. Their firing rate is slow, but they're still incredibly inaccurate and take 3+ shots too kill, when a DE only takes 2+. A M4 or AK is going to be more accurate long range.

The second page was what happened when not enough people put in good mailbag submissions. So make sure to submit!

3y3 wrote..

Mouth, the last 3 posts (which ive seen) have just been flame. Cant you find anything better to do, like maybe, go out with mates and stuff instead of flaming people youve never met and who are just posting opinions, which i believe, belong to that person and for you to tell them they are right or wrong is just stupid. (im talking about that console v. pc thing)

Shut up, mouth = comedy. You = ass jack.

**p!ge0n** · 07-15-2002, 09:13 AM

Edited by [user="26841"] @ [time="1026796904"]

i did submit, but it did not get in, oh well...

(edit: I do not know how to read rules! Here's one I should have looked at. "do not talk about avatars or custom titles.")

oh, and if you have a double-click button on your mouse you can get duals to shoot faster than an mp5, almost as fast as a tmp if you go alternatively between left and double click....besides the facts that they are weaker than the glock and have the accuracy of an awp without scope on, they are great pistols...

**Brutal Sponge** · 07-15-2002, 09:22 AM

Edited by [user="31795"] @ [time="1026754112"]

from: cheetarah654

ill admin mod youre face/

lmfao, that was possibly the funniest comment ever, as many have said. lol.

I got in a mailbag! my weeklong dream has come true!!!