I'm thinking whoever gets their hands on one of those throwing stars should probably invest in a good pair of leather gloves...
But that's okay, they're just going to use these items to go kill people. Because, afterall, we all know most people use ninja fucking stars to kill people, not something impractical that nobody has a damn clue how to use, like, say a handgun.
Any random teenager can buy a knife for a few bucks if they want, or freaking grab one out of the kitchen, and out of the three that's the only even semi-practical weapon.
But don't worry guys, we're not stopping there. Next month look for the Desert Eagle giveaway contest! After that, we'll have our super assault rifle contest, followed by the biggest event yet, corresponding to CS:CZ's release... a massive CS Nationalist-only giveaway of 15 weapons of mass destruction! This is, of course, meant to encourage more people to sign up for CS-Nationalist status.
Why do I get the terrible feeling that some middle-eastern CS player with very poor english skills is going to read that and immediately try to upgrade to being a Nationalist immediately...? :)
But that's okay, they're just going to use these items to go kill people. Because, afterall, we all know most people use ninja fucking stars to kill people, not something impractical that nobody has a damn clue how to use, like, say a handgun.
Any random teenager can buy a knife for a few bucks if they want, or freaking grab one out of the kitchen, and out of the three that's the only even semi-practical weapon.
But don't worry guys, we're not stopping there. Next month look for the Desert Eagle giveaway contest! After that, we'll have our super assault rifle contest, followed by the biggest event yet, corresponding to CS:CZ's release... a massive CS Nationalist-only giveaway of 15 weapons of mass destruction! This is, of course, meant to encourage more people to sign up for CS-Nationalist status.
Why do I get the terrible feeling that some middle-eastern CS player with very poor english skills is going to read that and immediately try to upgrade to being a Nationalist immediately...? :)
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