mailbag: mistakes

[wimpy_al]

*Vamp* wrote..

(Has also got bored of the cheap attempts at sarcasm in the mailbags)



Rizzuh, it's funny for a week, then gets old fast.

{Silent} Sabre wrote..

Go to hell Rze, if I ever see you I..I..I'm gonna beat you with my +2 dice bag. Jerk.

yeesh y are all u guys such cunts to rze ?

its his site innit so he can do what he wants and say all his fairly funny comments :) with out ppl given him shit

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and wtf is a 2+ dice bag. is that sum kinda american word for a dildo :)

[Zorba the Geek]

I think the 2+ was a reference to Dungeons & Dragons. Better watch out, we have an unruly dragon master on our hands!



My balls itch

[Black Mage]

everything i do in cs is a mistake, except ofcourse 4 playing it...

hobbes, if ur da hobbes i noe then u was lying cuz u always shoot me, but then again everyone shoots me. if u not the hobbes i noe then uhhhhh .... blue?

+2 dicebag?!? well im gonna woop u with mah +3 dicebag of doom

[Mr. Poophead]

I dont think I did anything really stupid. Granted, I suck on a routine basis, but every once in a while I'll have that 12-1 score which makes me feel good. You know, when everbody says j00 |-|4><0|2!!!!!111 Course, then the good players come on the server and I end up getting owned. After that I play only me vs. bots on knives only and shoot them in the face with my MP5. Kinda like going into a shopping mall and mowing everybody down - not that I would do that again.

[Macho Maen]

ok... you wanted comments....

maybe my knowledge of english did the trick or the fact that I'm not living in an english-speaking country BUT I think that these jokes (90%) were quite a failure. Puffycloud with his last mailbag was much better. Yet, the best mailbag is about the stupidest things people have done that was done by rizzuh. Well - overall... i dunno but i kinda did not like this mailbag.

[SuAside]

it is Ni! and it r the knights who say ni!



(i ought to know im member of a clan named after em)



public service announcement: Monty Python ownz ur asses

[salkdf]

I'm not sure if i'm really a noob, but my 7 year old brother plays cs, and he always seems to be aiming at the ground.. not because he thinks the recoil will kill his enemies (he's too dumb), but he's actually looking for a "better gun".. LMAO! He gets killed shortly after that. Its not funny.. Its HILARIOUS to watch such human stupidity.. LOL

[|OfficerDown|TaGfx.j]

Yo does anyone have any good severs like this fat one 61.96.132.124:27015

[capt_haggis]

Black Mage wrote..

everything i do in cs is a mistake, except ofcourse 4 playing it...

hobbes, if ur da hobbes i noe then u was lying cuz u always shoot me, but then again everyone shoots me. if u not the hobbes i noe then uhhhhh .... blue?



+2 dicebag?!? well im gonna woop u with mah +3 dicebag of doom

speak properly. and my +7 A4 sheet of papercutting will whoop ur dicebag.

[laserline5]

lol insomniac... lamarck had some briliant theories but his general theory that the organisms improved after the environment changed has been proved wrong i.e. the peppered moths of England since there were dark and light moths before the Industrial Revolution.... Lamarck's evolution was based on individuals, not population, oh well.. either way, lamarck was still pretty damn smart :-D



His head smashed in and his heart cut out,

And his liver removed and his bowles unplugged,

And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,

And his penis--

[sliskibiskus]

The first time ever I played cs I didn't kill everyone

[louisbest]

Why has no 1 mentioned the Life of Brian its the greatest film ever made, the bit wer he jumps from the tower n lands in the alien space ship was a utter classic. When i was a noob on 56k with 450 ping id enjoy pretending i was AFK with a auto shoty it wrked 3 times wen they came to knife me it was hilarious.

Now i must dump my girlfriend with an txt mrssage or email hmmm which is the most cowardly.

[V.i.n.c.3]

... i never knew that cs sucks so bad

[Goth Death Soldier]

I used to think since the CTs start with a better pistol than the Ts. That CTs shouldn't buy pistols. Now I use the Desert Eagle in close quarters, and the FiveSeven for sniping.

[I know NOTH!NG]

! actualy know how to get 1-4 primary weapons



1.use warcraft 3 mod

2.pick orcish horde and kill some1

3.pick equipement reincarntion then when u die u will have ur weapon

4.pick up a primary weapon with the one u alreday have still in ur hand

5.repeat step 4 after dying

(make sure u dont die 2 much or u will lose all ur wepaons)

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russianmobster wrote..

Too bad when I played I was on a 166 mhz. Everyone was using USP and I asked "how can I buy an auto pistol?" They said, buy a USP. I bought one. I clicked like a madman. About 1/3 of the time the gun actually shot. My comp was too slow to shoot a USP or MP5 at full speed, thats how shitty it was.

I also remember calling the other team hackers for having my teams guns. Like, why do CTs have AK's? HACKERS!!!

because they steal them from the dead terrorists idiot

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salkdf wrote..

I can't seem to throw my HE's properly.. they always seem to bounce back and kill me instead..

dont throw them at walls or objects near u throw them at the enemy