Saint's Row IV's Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition is Only $1,000,000

[Shawn Zipay]

Ha ha, fooled you! Man, those guys at Deep Silver and Volition really got yo... What's that? This is real? I see...

So, this is apparently a thing. The "Super Dangerous Wad Wad" edition of Saints Row IV is exclusive to Game in the United Kingdom. It will run you a mere $1,000,000 (that's 1 million dollars for those that need the added help). It features (in no particular order):

• Saints Row IV: Commander in Chief Edition
• Virgin Galactic space flight
• Full-size replica dub-step gun
• Plastic surgery
• Personal shopper
• 7 nights at the top royal suite at the Burj-Al-Arab, Dubai
• Hostage rescue experience
• Spy training day
• Capsule wardrobe
• A week for two at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington, DC
• First class flights to Washington, DC and Dubai
• Lamborghini Gallardo
• New Toyota Prius plus one-years insurance
• A years Super Car membership

Very rough estimates place the total cost of all of this between $700,000 to about $800,000. Those estimates are not mine but come from some comments online and we know just how trustworthy those can be.

The only way to actually purchase this is to send off an email to Deep Silver. The special email necessary to express your legitimate interest can be found at the Game.co.uk website listing for the Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition for Saints Row IV.

Keep in mind that if you buy this, I already hate you and am incredibly jealous.

[cikame]

The person, or people, who buy this, don't give a shit about video games.

[nossirrah]

The person, or people, who buy this, don't give a shit about video games.

Maybe but Deep Silver has done their job: people are talking about the game. There is even a article on Forbes.com. Kudos at their marketing team.