Team Fortress 2 Action Figures are Avalable Now

[Shawn Zipay]

NECA and Valve's joint effort to create a series of action figures based on the Team Fortress 2 classes has finally come to pass.

Right now, you have your choice of either the Pyro action figure in Red or the Demoman action figure (also in Red).

If anybody from Valve is reading this, I'll be more than happy to "review" these figures. That is to say, I will place them on my desk and pose them in an epic battle freeze frame pose. That, or make it look like the Pyro's flamethrower is dangerously pointed at the Demo's one remaining eye. You know, either way.

[Koin-Koin]

Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: He sets things on fire and he doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about settings things on fire is undisputed. Some believe his occasional rasping wheeze may be an attempt to communicate through a mouth obstructed by a filter and attached to lungs ravaged by constant exposure to his asbestos-lined suit. Either way, he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man -- if he even is a man.

OMG, I've just realized that the Pyro is Stig's videogame's cousin.