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Oh hey, how's it going? Here's your stupid article of the day. A man in Tennessee wants to "ban the deadly videogame known as 'SkyRim' for the safety of America's youths." Even better, he started a petition on the White House website in order to gain the attention of President Obama! Yeah, there's a means to start your own petition on the website for just about any reason and most any citizen can do it.
Best watch out! If this petition picks up another 24,990 signatures (as of this posting), then it will apparently have enough signatures to warrant a look from the President himself. There probably isn't too much to worry about though, he only has until December 24th of this year to obtain the remaining signatures. Then again, the Internet works in mysterious ways...
Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,
Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,
Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens,
We, the American people, today ask you,
1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.
3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.
4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.
Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,
Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens,
We, the American people, today ask you,
1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.
3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.
4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.
Best watch out! If this petition picks up another 24,990 signatures (as of this posting), then it will apparently have enough signatures to warrant a look from the President himself. There probably isn't too much to worry about though, he only has until December 24th of this year to obtain the remaining signatures. Then again, the Internet works in mysterious ways...
Can someone ban this guy from the white houses website though?!?!?!
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