Anonymous EA Employee Tells All: Why Warhammer Failed & Why SWTOR Will Fail

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  • Shawn Zipay
    Managing Communities 24/7
    • Apr 2003
    • 69064

    #1

    Anonymous EA Employee Tells All: Why Warhammer Failed & Why SWTOR Will Fail


    Going only by the handle of "EA Louse", a soon to be former employee at Electronic Arts, provides a tell-all about some of the inner workings at EA and why, he feels, Warhammer ended up being a monumental failure.

    Furthermore, Louse explains why he believes Star Wars: The Old Republic will end up as the worst failure in the history of MMO's.

    From the slams against the higher-ups, to his thoughts on the slap the face that was the marketing team for Warhammer, no subject is apparently off limits. If you want brutal, in your face honesty, you should definitely read this article.

    My boss who will not be named, again and again would tell us that Rob Denton, one of the original owners, said we should “do this” and “do that” and we would say “omg it makes NO sense, please explain A, B, and C to him. “And then he’d come back and tell us, after we thought he had gone to talk with him,” No, Rob wants in this way. Jeff agrees, this is what we’re going to do. Understood? ” They never actually talked back to Rob. We didn’t talk back to them.

    Rob said jump, our leaders said, “How high?! And on who?”

    So we shut up and did what we were told, by people too afraid to tackle real problems. It is a culture of fear, especially since Mark Jacobs was fired.

    Oh, he left voluntarily you say? No, he was fired, and everything placed on his shoulders by those closest to him so they could divide his salary and annual bonus. I bet Rob is enjoying that sweet new Maserati he bought after leaving the knife in his partner of 15 years.


    About The Old Republic:

    And Bioware? Don’t make me laugh. They’ve spent more money making the Old Republic than James Cameron spent on Avatar. **** you not. More than $ 300 million! Can you believe that?

    And you know what they’re most proud of? This is the kicker. They are most proud of the sound. No seriously. Something like a 20Gig installation, and most of it is voiceover work. That’s the best they have. The rest of the game is a joke. EA knows it and so does George Lucas,they’re panicking , and so most of Mythic has already been cannibalized to work in Austin on it because they can’t keep pushing back launch.

    Old Republic will be one of the greatest failures in the history of MMOs from EA. Probably at the level of the Sims Online. We all know it too...


    Just wanted it to be known that the EA Louse was not going to be canned because of what was written here. EA Louse is already slated to be fired in the next string of layoffs at EA come November. His fate has long since been sealed, so his words of insight here were of no apparent matter to him given his situation.
  • Stev0esque
    5t3v0 (I miss leetspeech)
    • Feb 2008
    • 6786

    #2
    Re: Anonymous EA Employee Tells All: Why Warhammer Failed & Why SWTOR Will Fail

    Wow... that seems like a sh!tstorm...

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    • Vreki
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2007
      • 4226

      #3
      Re: Anonymous EA Employee Tells All: Why Warhammer Failed & Why SWTOR Will Fail

      Very interesting, especially the comments below.
      I have long felt that the industry needs a good publisher crash, so we got rid of all those that think in brands, niches, markets and product lines.

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      • [Expletive Deleted]
        The Penetrator
        • Oct 2006
        • 2855

        #4
        Re: Anonymous EA Employee Tells All: Why Warhammer Failed & Why SWTOR Will Fail

        So EA is no different from ActiBlizzard? Who'da thunk it?

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        • Spik3d
          Member
          • Feb 2006
          • 4890

          #5
          Re: Anonymous EA Employee Tells All: Why Warhammer Failed & Why SWTOR Will Fail

          Makes sense to me, bunch of ass kissers who don't know a thing as higher ups and anyone who speaks their honest opinion out loud gets canned (not talking about this employee).

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          • MrChris_CJ
            Mudkips
            • Jul 2005
            • 2610

            #6
            Re: Anonymous EA Employee Tells All: Why Warhammer Failed & Why SWTOR Will Fail

            its not merely that, its that when you are in project management etc you often get dickhead managers who of course have all these funky, but generally **** ideas, and think its 100% easy to simply bring those ideas to life

            they don't think about change control, deadline or the workload on the poor sods who have to do it, they can just go to their own manager and say everything is great and that they are pushing the boundary of some genre

            or some equally stupid ball****

            it is quite funny, but one day us IT people will RULE THE MANAGING SECTOR

            wahahahahahaha

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