Five Reasons to Hate Half-Life

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  • Shawn Zipay
    Managing Communities 24/7
    • Apr 2003
    • 69279

    #1

    Five Reasons to Hate Half-Life

    GamesRadar pieced together five reasons why they hate Half-Life. Ok, the author of the article, Joe McNeilly, doesn't necessarily speak for all of GamesRadar, but the article is a rather interesting read.

    1. Fact: Alyx Vance is overrated

    She somehow manages to constantly make fanboy dream date lists (our own included-link), but that doesn't change the fact that she's a one-trick pony. The only reason she stands out at all is purely by contrast to the hyper-sexualized vixens that normally appear in videogames. You (meaning "the internet," not you individually) claim that Alyx is the best because she isn't objectified, then you go and objectify her in countless mods and fan art.


    Above: Tits ahoy! Valve can't control what you do to the game after it's been released


    The article continues on to discuss how Gordon is such a hipster, the G-Man will always give you more questions than answers, and how a crowbar is overpowered out the ***. I'm sure everyone has their own opinion on this, so what's yours?
  • jake_
    Fitter, Happier.
    • Mar 2007
    • 4959

    #2
    Re: Five Reasons to Hate Half-Life

    Cool story, bro.

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    • Namakan
      Senior Member
      • May 2007
      • 2893

      #3
      Re: Five Reasons to Hate Half-Life

      Reasons were shallow and bad. Terrible article

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