Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

[Shawn Zipay]

Two brothers, both in their 30's, were arrested the other day after they first choked and then stabbed one another. The dispute was over who should be using the controller for a PlayStation 2 game they were playing.

It happened Sunday at a home on Whiterock Avenue. According to Waukesha Police, the brothers got into a fight over whose turn it was to play the game.

The fight escalated into one of the brother's choking the other. The brother who was being choked then pulled out a knife and cut his brother's hands. The brother who was doing the choking then grabbed the knife and stabbed his brother in the chest. He then fled the scene.

The brother who fled walked to the hospital, which led him to suffer severely frostbitten fingers.

Keep in mind that they're in their 30's when this took place. Grown adults who should know better, but evidently didn't. To every parent and young gamer out there, don't be stupid. Alright?

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[Cmac[XI]]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

How long until someone blames the game they were playing for this?

I vote wednesday at 3pm EST

Frankly if you are 30 FIGHTING OVER A CONTROLLER!! you need slapped across the face with a wet trout while a 3ft tall midget from Tanzania runs repeatidly into your crotch and then a 7ft tall man from uzbekistan drop kicks you just for good measure. Idiots

[CptainCrunch]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

Natural Selection. In the end, it always wins.

Crunch

[MrKLM]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

I just showed this article to my brother... then HE started choking ME! :dead:

[Shawn Zipay]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

I just showed this article to my brother... then HE started choking ME! :dead:

Best hide the knives, that'll be next!

[eldri]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

I just showed this article to my brother... then HE started choking ME! :dead:

No, just shank him.

[TheEn|gma]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

No, just shank him.

Winner!

[Chief82]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

Okay, that made me laugh a little. Merry friggin' Christmas.

[imported_Will]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

That happens with me and my friend. But i just slap him upside the head.

[imported_Whiskey]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

Wisconsin. Distraught Green Bay Packer fans.

The only thing that would've been better, is if the first brother hit the other with a huge wheel of cheese, then the second brother to retaliate by stabbing the other in the chest with a large icicle. That would've been epic.

[Boreas]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

Wisconsin. Distraught Green Bay Packer fans.

The only thing that would've been better, is if the first brother hit the other with a huge wheel of cheese, then if the second brother relatiated by stabbing the other in the chest with a large icicle. That would've been epic.

And then the :awes smiley came out of his chest instead of blood, That would be like the epic of epic

[MrKLM]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

And then the :awes smiley came out of his chest instead of blood, That would be like the epic of epic

ok now this thread is just getting stupid....

[Shawn Zipay]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

ok now this thread is just getting stupid....

And yet at its core, this thread is still about two adult men, brothers even, who were fighting over who's turn it was to use a PS2 controller.

[Boreas]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

(to turn the thread back around)
Me and my brother would sometimes get a little testy but nothing like that. the worst my brother would do is throw the controller and walk out of the room

[eldri]

Re: Two Brothers Choke and Stab Each Other Over Controller

I remember one time my bro and I were playing some sort of NBA game for the PS2. He was the Pacers and I was some undoubtedly horrible team, but he was 100% for three-pointers with Reggie Miller. I was so pissed, I told him to stop using cheats and my mom came in to mediate the rest f the game which he won by twice my score. At least. I teh suck @ basketball. :\