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  • vidh

    #16
    Re: You play too much BF2 when...

    When you start focusing on peoples heads, trying to calculate how much you will need to aim ahead of them to get the headshot

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    • FlyingEgg

      #17
      Re: You play too much BF2 when...

      Any kind of dream about BF2.

      Constantly wishing you had an M key to figure out where you're going.

      Checking rooftops, cranes etc for enemy snipers.

      Ability to make yourself magically appear instantly in different seats in vehicles.

      Looking around for your M95 when you see a plane taking off, or helicopter cruising around.

      Looking for likely targets while parachuting/skydiving.

      Urge to plant C4 upon seeing any machine of any kind.

      Blaming EA and Dice (now just EA, I suppose) for any sort of technical malfunction of any kind anywhere.

      Hesitation to round corners for fear of claymores.

      Finding yourself hitting shift to sprint, only to slow down to a walk in other games.

      Wondering why bandages and defibrillators can't heal every injury, sickness or disease known to man.

      The only item in your toolkit is a wrench, which you are convinced is magical.

      Every time you apply a bandage to anything, you shout "FIRST AID, HERE!".
      Alternatively, any time someone recovers from an injury, you feel the urge to shout "OK BUDDY, YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, GET BACK TO THE FIGHT!"

      You suddenly find yourself suddenly recognising words in arabic and chinese.

      You cringe every time you hear a jet or heavy vehicle fly/drive past you.

      That'll do for now.

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      • Cerberus14

        #18
        Re: You play too much BF2 when...

        Originally posted by Talus
        When I try to 'spot enemies' in other games I play...

        I was playing Half-Life 2 today trying to spot the combine soldiers with my Q key ..

        /smacks forehead.
        lol, I do that one all the time and I'm thinking what the hell is wrong with this thing, spot him already!

        I was sitting in my room after playing a sesion of battlefield and I start hearing artillary outside in the distance. Im thinking that cant be right. so I go out and look and its just fireworks at the loacal high school. :)

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        • imported_Jazza

          #19
          Re: You play too much BF2 when...

          Originally posted by Talus
          When I try to 'spot enemies' in other games I play...

          I was playing Half-Life 2 today trying to spot the combine soldiers with my Q key ..

          /smacks forehead.
          Hmm yes, I did that in CS the other day!

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          • raceacontari

            #20
            Re: You play too much BF2 when...

            When you enjoy ****ing off the admin because they can't take the fact you are better than them so find any reason to kick you...then you come back in and kill them some more!

            hehe...just did that myself....I wasn't letting an admin play with his attack chopper...kept shooting him down. Man, he didn't like that too much...kept threating me with everything...which I just replied..."oh...so i can't shoot aircraft in the air? I'm supposed to let them kill me??" :p

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            • troybob
              Member
              • Sep 2007
              • 2823

              #21
              Re: You play too much BF2 when...

              raceacontari - you're an idiot.

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              • manlok

                #22
                Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                ...you are reading this forum in the office...:p

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                • Phenixs

                  #23
                  Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                  you know when you played bf2 to much when you watch the skies for a artillery when youre in a crowded place.

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                  • Neil

                    #24
                    Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                    I Can now translate foreign language-Shokatar, Harburr etc.
                    P.s The chinese bird sounds quite fit!

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                    • Jaxx

                      #25
                      Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                      -You fall down and yell "MEDIC"

                      -You try to ask for supply box next to your car when it breaks down

                      :)

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                      • Jarhead101

                        #26
                        Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                        i got chased by a guy on saturday night, and i was hiding in a garden and when he walked by i thought "please dont use uav" lmfao

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                        • PunisherUK

                          #27
                          Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                          When you are playing a baseball game and you shout bumbala everytime you throw the ball.

                          When you are at it with your partner and you say "Jerrys bustin hymen again"

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                          • donpost
                            Member
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 215

                            #28
                            Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                            Originally posted by PunisherUK
                            When you are at it with your partner and you say "Jerrys bustin hymen again"
                            LMAO

                            When whenever you give someone something, you expect resupply points in return.

                            When you are walking down the street and start getting the urge to shout "Enemy Boat Spotted!"

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                            • MonkMachine

                              #29
                              Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                              Originally posted by manlok
                              ...you are reading this forum in the office...:p
                              I don't do any work in the office, they pay me for my company not work. That would be extra.:)

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                              • Warm Pudgy

                                #30
                                Re: You play too much BF2 when...

                                i really did this one:

                                im driving along in my little geo (DPV) and i see a leaf blow into the middle of the road, and i started to stop thinking "OH ****! A GRENADE!!"

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