...you force one of your freinds to sit in the car while parked so the car doesn't blow up if you leave it for too long
...any time you sit down to use any computer you put your hands in the BF2 playing position
...you look surprised to see helicopters above that can somehow fly really fast whithout their nose down. You wonder how they will see/engage ground targets.
...you play darts in the prone position for "better accuracy"
...you call your freinds who are at a party. Instead of telling them to stay there; you yell into the phone "HOLD THIS POSITION!"
...your boss is getting mad because evertime a cell phone connection is dropped; you yell "WE LOST CONTACT WITH AN OUTPOST" in the middle of your office
...your freinds get mad because they want to leave the party and you keep yelling "PULL BACK?!?!?! WHERE YOU GONNA PULL BACK TO?!?!?! THEIR ALL OVER THE PERIMETER; NOW YOU LISTEN HERE LUITENANT - YOU WILL FIGHT AND YOU WILL HOLD THAT POSITION!!!!!!" although you never get to the end without getting socked in your jaw
...your freinds have an intervention because you spend too much time in these forums
...your girlfriend keeps hanging up on you because you keep saying "KKKSHHHHHH" before and after every transmission
...You play so much BF2 the now when you meet a girl; one of the first 10 questions you ask her is "Whats your opinion about boys and their video games?" If she makes a disgusted look; you throw your drink on her and leave.
...Everytime you and your "partner" switch positions while having sex; you yell "Position secured" and are dissapointed when she/he doesn't say "Roger that"
...If theres a bunch of bugs outside; instead of asking for the repellant; you yell "I need air support"
...If your freind just got out of the bathroom and it reaks; instead of asking for the air freshener; you yell "I need air support". If he didn't flush you also yell "Enemy Unit Spotted"
...If your freinds fly is down; you yell "Enemy unit spotted"
...you need help moving so you call your freinds and yell "Requesting reinforcements"
...you call your kids newbies.
Your turn.
...any time you sit down to use any computer you put your hands in the BF2 playing position
...you look surprised to see helicopters above that can somehow fly really fast whithout their nose down. You wonder how they will see/engage ground targets.
...you play darts in the prone position for "better accuracy"
...you call your freinds who are at a party. Instead of telling them to stay there; you yell into the phone "HOLD THIS POSITION!"
...your boss is getting mad because evertime a cell phone connection is dropped; you yell "WE LOST CONTACT WITH AN OUTPOST" in the middle of your office
...your freinds get mad because they want to leave the party and you keep yelling "PULL BACK?!?!?! WHERE YOU GONNA PULL BACK TO?!?!?! THEIR ALL OVER THE PERIMETER; NOW YOU LISTEN HERE LUITENANT - YOU WILL FIGHT AND YOU WILL HOLD THAT POSITION!!!!!!" although you never get to the end without getting socked in your jaw
...your freinds have an intervention because you spend too much time in these forums
...your girlfriend keeps hanging up on you because you keep saying "KKKSHHHHHH" before and after every transmission
...You play so much BF2 the now when you meet a girl; one of the first 10 questions you ask her is "Whats your opinion about boys and their video games?" If she makes a disgusted look; you throw your drink on her and leave.
...Everytime you and your "partner" switch positions while having sex; you yell "Position secured" and are dissapointed when she/he doesn't say "Roger that"
...If theres a bunch of bugs outside; instead of asking for the repellant; you yell "I need air support"
...If your freind just got out of the bathroom and it reaks; instead of asking for the air freshener; you yell "I need air support". If he didn't flush you also yell "Enemy Unit Spotted"
...If your freinds fly is down; you yell "Enemy unit spotted"
...you need help moving so you call your freinds and yell "Requesting reinforcements"
...you call your kids newbies.
Your turn.
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