Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

[=DoG=Tango7]

Dear BF2

I don't quite know how to say this so I'll just come out and say it. I think we should break up.

I know that we have had lots of good times and we will both have some great memories forever but I just can't deal with the frustration anymore. Just when I think things are going along nicely, you say that you are setting out to improve yourself, you are going to lose weight, you are going to get fitter or just make yourself look prettier. All that happens is you come back fatter, slower and just don't look as good.

I have tried to smile and say "it'll be OK" but I just can't lie to myself anymore. We have drifted apart lately and frankly I have found my eyes wandering elsewhere. I didn't want it to end like this but you have given me no choice.

Goodbye


:p

[Zefram]

Re: Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

bye bye...

[imported_Rico]

Re: Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

Bu...bu...bu.... but I love you! :cry:

[Alcorr]

Re: Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

Well ok then, if patch 1.21 or the patch after that makes this game any worse than it is now....im gone too.

[unununium]

Re: Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

Yay, less whiners!

[Alcorr]

Re: Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

Yay, less whiners!

Why don't you leave. Then we could have less noobs too.

[[3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves]

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Dear Tango

Go. I got someone else now. In fact I got loads!! They may not be as good looking or smart like yourself, but they love me for what I am. They are simple fools who jealously hate people like yourself who have everything. I can please them with ease, unlike you. I might be simple looking and easy to please now, but my men can raise their sights higher and are happy to stick with something safe and easy. They don't mind if I fall asleep on them in the middle of some fun (wink wink). You were just too demanding.

I did try to impress you more, but the surgery went wrong and then things just went down hill for me. I'm going back for a quick nip N tuck in a few weeks. Maybe you can get in touch after.

Always Yours
Battlefield

PS. Please, I know we can patch things up.

PPS. They all got bigger noobs than you. (biggest noobs I've ever seen! wow)

[Keith Maniac]

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[iambanana]

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Ahh, joy to the world! Less whiners, more fun!

EDIT: To the thread starter: I noticed you have support as your avatar, so I'm assuming you play alot of support. THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT? The PKM STILL aint good enough for ya?

[imported_bigpappa]

Re: Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

later pimp

[=DoG=Tango7]

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BF2

It's not about the noobs. It was never about the noobs. I love noobs.

It's all about consistancy.

It was love at first sight when we met. The chemistry was just right and it was all so exciting, especially when we played together all night in public. Things only got better when we joined with friends for some group action, it just all felt so right.

But you just had to change. I never asked you to but you did it anyway. We just couldn't connect properly after that, either with eachother or with our friends.

I've done everything I can to solve these issues between us and frankly I am sick and tired of doing everything you ask of me while getting very little in return. I hope you will be happy with your noobs but I will no longer be there to help you play with them

Tango7

[Capt_Havok]

Re: Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

[MooneyBravo]

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The term noob is thrown around in this game so much more than any other game I've played. That includes Counter-Strike.

It seems like no matter what you do in this game you're labelled. If you kill someone you get called a whore, if you die you get called a noob. If you kill someone more than once you get called a noob with a whore weapon. Christ.

[iambanana]

Re: Parting is such sweet sorrow . . .

You said it, MooneyBravo.

[MrBenis]

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BF2

It's not about the noobs. It was never about the noobs. I love noobs.

It's all about consistancy.

It was love at first sight when we met. The chemistry was just right and it was all so exciting, especially when we played together all night in public. Things only got better when we joined with friends for some group action, it just all felt so right.

But you just had to change. I never asked you to but you did it anyway. We just couldn't connect properly after that, either with eachother or with our friends.

I've done everything I can to solve these issues between us and frankly I am sick and tired of doing everything you ask of me while getting very little in return. I hope you will be happy with your noobs but I will no longer be there to help you play with them

Tango7

Grenade Launcher Attachment 12:12:37 K:552 D:547 K/D R:1.01A:49.66%


Sniper Rifles 15:59:44 K:495 D:386 K/DR:1.28 A:43.58%

The problem, as I see it, is that you chose two of the most boring and one of the noobiest weapons to use. You have a mere 300 more kills with the assault rifle itself.

What's the matter? Lack of consistant NOOB TOOBING and getting killed by superior snipers ruin your whole game?

Keith Maniac was right about you. (BTW Keith, Nice sigs/avatars they always crack me up)