The Scientific Laws of Battlefield 2

[Six.]

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Holy crap! I tested each and every single one of them...they're facts! LOL.

Of course they're all tried and true. It is the ultimate of BF2 wisdom.

Another one to add: "Jet Fighters don't have ejector seats- If you must bail- you must fall out of your jet... then get collected by it"

[dominant1]

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yeah when you need a medic he runs from you , and when he decides to revive you its in the middle of an opposing attack, then he gets killed and so do you,
AGAIN!

[Six.]

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yeah when you need a medic he runs from you , and when he decides to revive you its in the middle of an opposing attack, then he gets killed and so do you,
AGAIN!

This was said many times... and it almost always happens on ranked servers- because Medics in ranked servers no longer see you as an injured or critically injured soldier... all he sees is a piece of meat that has "Points Points Points Points" written all over.

[imported_madness]

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This was said many times... and it almost always happens on ranked servers- because Medics in ranked servers no longer see you as an injured or critically injured soldier... all he sees is a piece of meat that has "Points Points Points Points" written all over.

Blame the stats system.
People get obsessed by it..:|:

[Robske007a]

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its hillareus, i even printed it and hung it above my computer

[EvilP]

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How about sniper bullets drop over distance proportionally to how much you believe they will do? :P

Honking the horn on your transport will make all nearby infantry ignore your existance, because you're being rude.

Trying to run people over with a transport is futile because the first guy you see will inevitably be an AT soldier with a tube on his shoulder.

On most guns setting the firemode to 'single' tightens the barrel and stops it from rattling about so much, making it incredibly accurate all of a sudden.

[Six.]

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Blame the stats system.
People get obsessed by it..:|:

Thats what I'm talking about. Most TKs in ranked servers are driven by greed and inconsiderate behaviour.

[$hArp$h0t]

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ROFL
Funny, and true! :laugh: :rofl:

[Magical Poop]

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and don't forget the BF2 keyboard

[testingtesting12]

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#25 is true and can be pretty handy, if a tank is trying to kill you and you have no protetction. Get close (carefull not to be run over), act like you are an engy or special forces, sometimes the guy will hop out thinking you are about to blow the tank, jump in and drive off.

[BrickInTheHead]

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and don't forget the BF2 keyboard

LOL! THAT IS SO TRUE!

[Six.]

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Ah, good to see a golden classic thread being revived. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!!!

[BoxiouS]

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That keyboard may look smart but after a year it'll look like this...

and no it's not mine!

[unununium]

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I really hope those aren't pubic hairs.

[cramhains]

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51. The Parachute is the most deadliest weapon/vehicle/thing to jets

That's what #51 should be and it's true...

Those are quite funny