The Scientific Laws of Battlefield 2

[MrBenis]

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there u have it guys.....now use this new learned knowledge to ur advantage!

Should I quit the game or something? It sounds like theres no way I can possibly win against the nefarious onslaught of one man and his pistol.

[CaptainPuffy]

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This one is my fav

47.If you need tank support, drop a mine on the road and a friendly tank will show up in no time...

[KillaBKilledU]

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2. The probability of killing someone is inversely proportional to how much you want to kill him.


What a dead on statement. Seems like sometimes i will spend a whole round looking for one smacktard on a team of 32. :laugh: Classic. Nice Post.

[Boojie]

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Original work written by: Apocalypse416

7.Idiots have a unique pheromone receptor which can sense a friendly arty strike. Once initiated they run to the center of the strike like moths to a flame, thrust their noses in the air and put there finger on the PgDn button ready for the climax!

Love it. :laugh:


You forgot one...


Wake is an unconquerable fortress. Unless you're on Wake trying to defend it. :evil:

[CaptainMoustache]

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Is this not a collection from a bunch of us? I doubt I could find the original thread but I'm pretty shure

http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12535

[imported_Sin317]

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if you fire missiles from the US essex chances are very high it misses it target , flys across the whole map and kills or damages one of your team mates.

[imported_Sephiroth]

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7.Idiots have a unique pheromone receptor which can sense a friendly arty strike. Once initiated they run to the center of the strike like moths to a flame, thrust their noses in the air and put there finger on the PgDn button ready for the climax!

LOL i agree there. I have never seen anyone forgive me on BF2....Ever...

[2(x)ist]

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LOL i think that should have been in the box when you bought BF2

[I-Kodiak-I]

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dude that basically just about somes up bf2 :laugh: great work here

[Pilioka]

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14.No matter what weapon you carry, it will take over half a magazine to attempt to kill the guy that take you out with a three round burst or less.

I'm the guy who kills 5 guys in 1 clip. L3rn 2 ame

[imported_madness]

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Everything is true

[0likid]

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you sure can talk... but most of thats true i guess (which is the scary bit?)

[dandy]

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OMG it is all troue:P

[Six.]

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"Creative and original." New York Times
Seriously, great stuff. You had me giggling like a school girl.

This indeed should be a sticky- stickiefy it now, lest we all be none the wiser of how we do everything right, but get it sooooo wrong.

Couldn't stop chuckling all through your post. My hat is off to you Apocalypse416 and Magical Poop for relaying this very important primer on BF2 laws. To anyone who reads this- will conquer all.

My fave of all of em: "38.Confucious say: Man with handful of wheat will hit enemy more than with M229 SAW. " And I can't say I don't agree- even if I can't find any wheat on BF2.

[Sadistic_1]

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8.Thou shalt always respawn into an arty strike or a massive unfriendly assault and die before you can do anything.

Seriously, that is the absolute truth.