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  • [3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves
    Member
    • Sep 2005
    • 894

    #1

    I started this mess, now I regret it

    It was me that first invented "dolphin diving". Many many moons ago I was doing this (without shooting) and calling it "the caterpillar" (from the days of breakdancing). I remember the laughs I used to get, doing the Caterpiller infront of others. Me and a mate would to the dance together on a heilpad and have a nice bunch watching and then trying it out theirselfs. It was good fun. Along with spinning around whilst doing the caterpillar.
    But then some smart sods start shooting while doing it and 'the caterpillar' was no more.
    I've hardly seen dolphin divers on the battlefield. Ive had one do a single dolphin dive from around a corner and he took me out right away. I was impressed. It must take skill in doing it all, so respect there.
    BUT, last night (on Karkland). WOW. Had some dude who I came face 2 face with, many times, doing it. About 6 times we met and 6 times this f***** dolphin dived. Not once, twice, but 3-5 dives. Even even had it so mastered, that he could half do them, so that he was hardly a few inches from thre ground.
    He totally Pi$$ed me off. (even thou we killed each ther the same amount of times, roughly). I had no respect, cos thats all I saw him do. It got kinda borning. Next round he was whoring it up in a tank, I think, with a score of 40 kills and no deaths.
    Allow me to share this mugs ID name so you can all avoid or shoot the $hit outta him: ..=+=LiLf00t=+=

    Thank you

    PS. He also ****ed me off cos I was doing some crazy rambo $hit the round before and had a streak of about 15 with my MEC assualt gun between the MEC and US flag. I was just unstopable !! - No one else aroundto support me. I was my own one man army and I rocked.
  • SaladFork

    #2
    Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

    Nothing new, yuou can find it on pretty much every single ranked server nowadays. Especially on those running Karkand (for some reason, that map brings out the WORST in players).

    No worries, the 1.2 patch will fix dolphin diving and bunny hopping (and shooting) for good.

    ~Salad

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    • imported_TigerRei

      #3
      Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

      Dolphin diving has been around since even before BF1942. Those of us who played the Half-Life mod Day of Defeat have suffered through dolphin diving as well.

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      • TITAN126

        #4
        Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

        Ya dude, you definitely did NOT invent dolphin diving. So spare us the apology, as you really don't have anything to apologize for.

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        • FusioN[90thSFG]

          #5
          Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

          LOL as soon as I read "I invented dolphin diving" I bursted out in laughing, because what he said is not true, but what is true is that I invented bunnyhopping..

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          • WarGimp

            #6
            Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

            I invented cheese and the word "a".
            You all owe me royalties!

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            • -GRimm-

              #7
              Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

              :laugh: LMFAO!

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              • imported_Phenomenomenon

                #8
                Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

                Originally posted by SaladFork
                Nothing new, yuou can find it on pretty much every single ranked server nowadays. Especially on those running Karkand (for some reason, that map brings out the WORST in players).

                No worries, the 1.2 patch will fix dolphin diving and bunny hopping (and shooting) for good.

                ~Salad
                agreed. That map does bring out greedy point grubbers.

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                • vbl

                  #9
                  Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

                  Originally posted by Wargimp
                  I invented cheese and the word "a".
                  You all owe me royalties!
                  Not until you publicly apologize.

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                  • imported_Zach
                    Member
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 770

                    #10
                    Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

                    Originally posted by Phenomenomenon
                    agreed. That map does bring out greedy point grubbers.
                    Yeah, and it sucks for those of us who actually like playing medic for the good of the squad.

                    I reached Master Sergeant (20,000 points) a while ago, and that's as high as I'll ever go because I have no interest in earning a knife badge or a pistol badge. Put another way, though I have never played for points, I am definitely not playing for points now--there's, um, no point. (heh heh)

                    But because of Karkand's rep for stat-padding medics, I always feel shameful for playing a medic. It sucks.

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                    • The JizzBomber

                      #11
                      Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

                      I invented the internet

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                      • BurnTheWeed

                        #12
                        Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

                        Originally posted by Tyler Hudson
                        Yeah, and it sucks for those of us who actually like playing medic for the good of the squad.

                        I reached Master Sergeant (20,000 points) a while ago, and that's as high as I'll ever go because I have no interest in earning a knife badge or a pistol badge. Put another way, though I have never played for points, I am definitely not playing for points now--there's, um, no point. (heh heh)

                        But because of Karkand's rep for stat-padding medics, I always feel shameful for playing a medic. It sucks.
                        Luckily you don't need basic knife or basic pistol to get your next rank or any rank other than first sergeant which if you have master sergeant already you can't get anyways.

                        Not that it's that hard to do anyway.

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                        • puglous

                          #13
                          Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

                          Oh please, if he killed you in lots of ways you would have called him a "variety whore". Everyone's a whore of some kind (whether a tank whore, a medic whore, or a variety whore). You're only throwing a fit because someone managed to kill you a bunch times in a way which you were unable to adapt or too stupid and impatient to wait for the patch. FFS you actually say in this post that you respect dolphin divers because it takes skill (until they kill you a lot I guess). You even admit there was something to master. Sucks when someone masters something and kills you repeatedly with it huh?

                          Thanks for giving me his name. I'll be sure to come to his defense when you kill him because you're a big wussy baby.

                          I hate heli/jet pilots who mastered their art, and get killed by them a lot more than 3-5 times in a match, but I'm not so pathetically unable to handle reality that I tk them.

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                          • WAAASSSUUUPP

                            #14
                            Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

                            I invented air >=]

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                            • [3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves
                              Member
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 894

                              #15
                              Re: I started this mess, now I regret it

                              Right, can you all step off my ego, please!

                              Thank You

                              Oh please, if he killed you in lots of ways you would have called him a "variety whore". Everyone's a whore of some kind (whether a tank whore, a medic whore, or a variety whore). You're only throwing a fit because someone managed to kill you a bunch times in a way which you were unable to adapt or too stupid and impatient to wait for the patch. FFS you actually say in this post that you respect dolphin divers because it takes skill (until they kill you a lot I guess). You even admit there was something to master. Sucks when someone masters something and kills you repeatedly with it huh?

                              Thanks for giving me his name. I'll be sure to come to his defense when you kill him because you're a big wussy baby.
                              puglous. Where the hell do you get off? I wasnt throwing a fit or any kind of moaning. People like you are the ones who moan and gotta pick, pick pick at stuff. You nasty little man.
                              I said we killed each other about the same amount. So no, he didnt wipe the floor with me. Just......O sod it, why bother? Your a waste to the wear and tear of my keyboard.

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