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Get this I was walking around on kubra dam on the low part you know by the command post below the roadway. well anyway I was mindind my own business when from nowhere came a manned buggy. It fell from above me and crushed me. But it still lived. Weird huh.
this isnt a funn death tale, this is a rant, but Im gonna say it anyway, because I just discovered this section of the forum. Ok so Im walking around Fushee pass, with my chinese sniper rifle (sorry i forgot the techincal term for it), and I see a anti tank guy right next to me. He sees me, and I crouch and start clicking like mad at his with my scope. I hit him 4 times!, And I know I hit him because I saw the dust fly off him as it hit, and I hit all upper body. After like my 6th shot he whips out his pistol and kills me. I kind of just sat there, and then quit bf2 for the day.
If i Had a funny death, I was playing some map, and my squad member asks me to get in his car. I deny because I want the APC to spawn. SO he drives away, and just as he leaves, I get arty'ed!
One time I saw a commander drop a supply box on a base, and an enemy F-15 flew directly into it and exploded. I don't remember who was credited for killing the F-15.
Uhh... A US jet was coming in for an attack run on Kubra. I was in the Tunguska. I shot two missiles at it and brought it down. I watched as the hulk (now stripped of its wings) fly towards me like a huge missile. As i realized that it was going to hit me, i started to move. As you all know, the AA vehicles are slow, and I watched it kill me.
Mine was actualy on BF42. I was an engineer on the Battle of Britain map, and was walking up a cliff path when I saw a jeep coming for me. I went around a corner on the path & dropped a mine & carried on up the path. I stopped & crouched & started firing at the jeep, to make him think I was trying to kill him. He drove over the mine & blew up killing the driver, but the jeep flew into the air & carried on towards me. It landed ontop of me, really funny - you had to see it to believe it. :)
ill tell u my tale.i go to fushepass i had a black hawk heli i told the commander to get in.....hehehe i get up to 400ft he's yelling at me to go lower.i didnt.so he bailed out so i point the noise straight down at him and started flying at him. i hit him at 400mph hahaha.as i pull up i see a f-18 coming at me.i bailed but when he hit the debry killed me.....it makes ya wonder........................................here s another.we had a whole server of people having a snipfight in golf of oman.the admin said hed kill all.im on aroof and i see the admin standing on a hill between the crane and a building.so i quick loaded my gun and killed him clean............................................. ..............one time i was in daqing oilfeilds i had a sniper.i was geting the flag that is inside the building when some chinese guy walks behind me that had a uzi(spc ops gun)we bolth shot at eachother and both wasted our last bullet.i reloaded and put on my scope and aimed for the head(the only penitrateable spot that kills em)and as soon as he pulled back the cocker i shot him ha ha.
I was a spec op. laid couple of c4's on apc, and then 5minutes later laid the rest at the flag location. An enemy soldier got a hold on apc and drove near my location while I observed the flag went neutral. So, with a nature response, I detonated the remote to kill some at the flag pole. Killed no one the flag pole but the apc's guy and me.
On ziip server, on mashtuur, was playing engineer and i was on the side of the road, my shotgun was empty and i turned around to see a specops stand on the road shooting me and BAM a humvee came out of nowhere and ran him over, was a very monthy python moment
me and my friend were going to snipe in the tower in ghost town (we only die like once the whole game, we kickass) well i zip and the i turn around and i see him becuase he yelled at me on ts to move, long story shot you pushed me and i fell off the area where the ladder is.
Ah... well- anyone tried getting the AirBorne Ribbon with a jet fighter? then- you'll know whats funny if you've ever tried it. You go so fast - that the moment you jump out of the jet, you get collected by it. The only way to do it is to fly up vertically- and SLOW DOWN when you're high up enough to jump. I finally figured that out after trying a 5th time of dying by speeding aircraft.
Another one was when I was on foot- and the action was getting heavy- I was at the bottom of a really steep hill. I called for a desperately needed supply drop for my squad- little did Mr. Commander know that we're at the bottom of a very steep hill- and he granted our request with little thought. The supply drop landed on the top of the hill... slid down with great gusto- and killed me and also collected our medic. My squad got wiped out by the enemy, and there was no one to pick up the defibrilator to revive us. Also- the enemy got freebies off OUR F***ing supply drop!
I was testing this map for a freind, with some freinds. The map has alot of buildings, all lattered, so there were ALOT of snipers. So I took the BlackHawk and started landing on the oposing teams snipers, untill this assault guy throws a flashbang right up infront of me, so I get the white screen of death, and when the view got vaguely coming back, I saw a palm slamming into my windshield...
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