Joke version of the "what new armies would you like to see thread"

[jamie321]

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Gays vs Lesbians

[J3BLi_[MA]]

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GI JOE v.s some bad guys.

[Nagaria]

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The army of Nerds. They'd get the most hi-tech weapons and vehicles, and they'd have quicker reation times because they're all gunned up on caffine and sugar to stay up late on the computer.

They would, of course, have their disadvantages. Short sprinting ditance (asthma), occasional blurred vision (glasses fall down), half the normal damage from melee attacks (most exercise they ever get is clicking the mouse), etc...

i would definitely like to see this. and great insight, HAHAHA!! :laugh:

[The Soup Nazi]

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i'd like to play as the Swiss Army. our knife would be replaced with a Victorinox Multi-Tool that could also repair vehicles and emplacements. it would also have a nail file for when my fingernails got gnarly from crawling around on the ground. even a bottle opener to crack open a 6 pack of Löwenbräu with my squad as we enjoy a couple tasty bars of Lindt chocolate.

oh wait- the Swiss are neutral. oops.

[Ruhanga]

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Tofu
Anything which has the power to taste like anything, yet alone tastes like nothing, obviously harbors a sinister agenda and cannot be trusted.

[~Terror-Kill~]

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We all would love the FoA (Farmers of America) They would have modified tractors for tanks and instead of knives have pitchforks.

[AlphaNut]

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This is the real swiss army knife. But we also have an extra one which is a bit "longer"



And does this look neutral to you?


tbh I'd LOVE to play as the Swiss Army - would be looking forward to driving the Leopard II tank

[The Soup Nazi]

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This is the real swiss army knife. But we also have an extra one which is a bit "longer"



And does this look neutral to you?


tbh I'd LOVE to play as the Swiss Army - would be looking forward to driving the Leopard II tank

i am well aware of the Swiss military and how men are required to either serve in the military or do community service for many years. but i couldn't imagine them going to battle anytime soon...

(anyways... i' bi' au' Schwiizer... :))

[Fullforce]

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Chav Revolution Army.

Very Unorganised, mainly filled with violence within the ranks.

Classes:
Chav Overlord (Commander, accompanied by a group of slags)
Bully (Squad Leader)
Idiot (Squad Member)

Sneaky B*stard (Special forces)
Stabby Boy (Assualt)
Burberry Replenisher (Medic)
Another Sneaky B*stard (Sniper)
Brick/Knife Replenisher (Support)
Brick Thrower (Anti Tank)

Of course, i would have much fun gunning the chavs down.

also on the list of Armies i would like to see:
Goths!
Emos!
EmoGoths!
Pensioners.

[Eddie Haskell]

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Evangelical fundamentalists.

[MedicManiac]

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Goths

Yeah they would suck blood or something as their melee attack. For range they could curse people to burn in hell.

[imported_Iridium]

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I would like to see a recreation of The War Between the Elves and the Robots. You know, the one that made all the blood deposits.

[Fullforce]

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Just had another thought.

Swiss Guard. We could have a map in the Vatican.

Stabby Stabby!

[qwero]

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The Army From The Circus

[hbandsc]

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I'd like to fight the army of the Village People, they are the true evildoers!



I also enjoy a challenge, so I would also like to fight against the machine army from Terminator 1 & 2.