Joke version of the "what new armies would you like to see thread"

[puglous]

Now, seeing some of the stuff listed in the original version of that thread, I wouldn't be surprised to see some overlap here but let's get on with it anyway:

Quebec seperatists (would be just like the Americans except 1) speak French 2) carry RPGs. They would fight the Canadian army of course)

[3Libras]

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Quebec seperatists (would be just like the Americans except 1) speak French 2) carry RPGs. They would fight the Canadian army of course)

LOL. I would seriously enjoy playing that, but no one would want to play as the seperatists.

Oh man that made me giggle.

[=GzR=Damager]

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and I would SOOOOooo Love to NUKE THOSE IDIOTS!!

[bam23]

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Elves.

[JuzzyDee]

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ahaha elves,


You go elves and we'll go the dwarves, close range infantry via headbutt and battle axe.

[imported_Animalmother]

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Crips uprising.

[Ramseus]

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The first new army they should put in is the USMC with proper loadouts....

[imported_Fig]

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The first new army they should put in is the USMC with proper loadouts....

Sadly, that is ridiculous in BF2, 70 percent of the players would be like: WTF is this? Why do the guns actually hurt people? WTF im not accurate w/o sights...

I can see it now...


Joke team: Insane killer clowns would be funny

Maybe the Sesame Street cast

Pokemon would be funny

Howabout food? Hamburgers shooting up celery or something... i dunno

[A4Skyhawk]

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I think we should have the Canadian army VS Demmark army in a battle over tiny Hans Island. O wait, what Canadian army? and... speaking of armies... Demmark?

(for the record, I am Canadian, and know our strengths and weaknesses, so don't flame me)

[3Libras]

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JTF-2 could be used in the SF expansion though.

[Neat_Hedgehog]

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The army of Nerds. They'd get the most hi-tech weapons and vehicles, and they'd have quicker reation times because they're all gunned up on caffine and sugar to stay up late on the computer.

They would, of course, have their disadvantages. Short sprinting ditance (asthma), occasional blurred vision (glasses fall down), half the normal damage from melee attacks (most exercise they ever get is clicking the mouse), etc...

[ConscriptVirus]

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urban rebels..like wearing street clothes...a rebel without a cause..and carry mostly sub machine guns and a most versatile aray of pistols

[skitzo]

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The Antartican army(made up of pingwins(sp?) vs. the local street mob named Santa's people(made up of Elves and there commander is Santa Claus)

Antartica will kick Santa's mob's @$$. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. We kick @$$:rock:

[baggygreen]

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we could get the kiwi sheep army into it, i mean the sheep outnumber the people there by about 30:1 (who really runs that place anyway??)

The sheep could be used like those exploding sheep in worms!

[zacman13245]

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Goths