Only in Battlefield 2...

[imported_matgn03]

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Only in battlefield 2 are roadkills rewarded.

ever heard of halo? hl2?

[hbandsc]

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Only in Battlefield 2 can you kill someone by landing on them with the help of your parachute.

[raceacontari]

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Might have been sort of mentioned before but here we go...

Only in bf2 can a wrench be used to disarm explosives

Only in bf2 is a sniper out gunned by a spec ops g36c

Only in bf2 is AA turrents used as Anti armor missiles as...well why use them as AA, you'll likely hit your own teammates instead of what you locked on to

Only in bf2 can you be driving along and run right into a enemy tank and apc, just for them to be looking the other way not paying attention, have the time to get out plant c4 on them, and have enough time to walk away casually and blow them both up. (happened to me yesterday :p)

[Hephaistion]

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Only in Battelfield 2 do players have the option of making this one of the greatest all time shooters, but instead choose to whine about the game's FEW flawes.

AMEN PRAISE THE LORD MY BROTHER.
ALL YOU WHINERS IT IS TIME TO STFU

[rockster]

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can someone with no flight training fly and kill with an attack helicopter

[Kaiser_Weber]

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ONLY IN BATTLEFIELD...Can a Santa Clause like kit (support) carry a magical bag that contains every kind of ammo including tank sheels, C4, AT Rounds and much, much more..

[imported_Fig]

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AMEN PRAISE THE LORD MY BROTHER.
ALL YOU WHINERS IT IS TIME TO STFU

Hey, go die in a hole. Furthermore, stop being off topic.

Only in Battlefield 2 (Karkand specifically)... do players exist and breath normally in an environment whose air must be made of at least 95% clay...

Only in Battlefield 2 (and Battlefield 1942, 'nam)... dp mods make superbly better (and more cost effective) additions than expansion packs.

Only in Battlefield 2... can players jump 8 feet in the air, contiously, with no animation simulating a start to a jump or a landing of a jump, just continously (as if by invisible rope) being yoinked up and down and up and down... while on the stomach.

Only in Battlefield 2... do players who buy the expansion packs get better weapons than those who don't, even in the normal game (flashbang!)

Only in Battlefield 2... does the game browser tell you that an obviously enemy soldier is infact soldier, and awards you negative points upon your killing of him.

Only in Battlefield 2... will you find a community that (I'm pretty sure) coined and extensively uses the term 'Jihad Jeep.'

As far as I know, suicide jeep was a common name for this tactic in 42 and DC and BFV and POE, but once BF2 came out, they turned into jihad jeeps.

Thats enough for now

[MrBenis]

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Only in battlefield 2.. does a man survive eleven 7.62mm rounds to the torso because HE is consistant of 95% clay.

Surely everyone is familiar with the "wup wup" sound of someone getting shot. Yea well, jump over a fence with me ol pkm, and plug some dood fulla holes. Wup wup wup wup wup wup wup wup wup wup wup (11) and this guys goin skitzo thanks to my plentiful lead quantities. Whaddaya know, he still alive, so I put a knife into his kidney.

He died from the knife btw... and my LMG accuracy only goes doooooooooown.

[JuzzyDee]

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only in the total bf2 forums can someone make a post in this thread without bothering to read, understand and follow the rules.

[SaladFork]

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only in the total bf2 forums can someone make a post in this thread without bothering to read, understand and follow the rules.

Other than a select few, you guys are doing well. Got some really hilarious ones. Let's keep it going guys!

... will you find people "surfing" tanks.

~Salad

[.damage.nl]

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only in battlefield 2 can some1 keep on walking after a shot in the chest with a M95

[Demonicfrog]

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Only in battlefield 2 you will find helicopters and jets being destroyed by parachutes

[JuzzyDee]

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Only in bf2 can an artillery shell blast you 300 feet in the air, fling you across the map, and leave all limbs in tact.

[lollies]

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Only in bf2 can you repair massive tank with only a spanner

only in bf2 do vehicles magically appear out of nowhere

only in bf2 can a soldier say "you got it" and "ten four" 5 times in less than 2 seconds

only in bf2 planes can take off vertically with their nose facing upwards

only in bf2 you will find air vehicles with an unlimited supply of flares

only in bf2 can shock paddles bring a teammate who has been riddled with 1000 bullets and a tank shell back to life with 100% hp, yet still be able to kill the enemy with one hit.

only in bf2 can buildings stay intact despite taking damage from hundreds of artillery strikes, tank shells and explosions etc.

only in bf2 every single black man is forced to be anti tank

only in bf2 it takes 20 bullets to kill someone yet it only takes a single stab from a knife

only in bf2 can a single soldier know how to fly a plane, helicopter, drive a tank/apc, know how to use every single weapon in bf2, and know how to bring someone back to life after they have been shot 342 times..

[skitzo]

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Hmm. Umm...only one "only in BF2..."'s per post. Don't put like 10.

Only in BF2 can you shoot grenades out of a grenade launcher at the ground thats 1 meter away and still live.