Ridiculous/bizzare insults you've heard people saying on BF2

[tk471138]

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one time my friend kept talking to this guy, and apparently he was a loser. and my friend had him fooled (on everquest back in the day) that he was his like "internet father" ect it was funny i d k but if some one did this on this game it would be great to make some loser guy feel good about him selfe that that

[Nexar]

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punk bitch

[DemonOfhatred]

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If someone is annoying enough I tell them to suck a D***. They always shut up quick after that.

[LaGrenouille]

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lol I love this thread, but I don't really watch the text messages in BF2, so I don't know any insults exept noob.
What the hell is a douche?? In french douche means shower but I don't think that's it...

[Sir. Shpox]

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Hah, Douche you say ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche

[nodunit]

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Hah, Douche you say ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche

ROFL! george bush! LMAO *gets back in chair* woo...

Usually I'm just called a jackass or something,I had a run of bad luck that got me this name...

I was gunning a cobra and my and the pilot were sitting behind some treeline,mostly because everytime we would pop up we heard the warning,I eventually spot one of the Chineses AA tanks and think "So thats whose been harassing us...." So trying to be smart I fire the missile and WHAM! Next thing I know, -Nodunit has been punished for a tk- "........Ah son of a......"

Then there was the grenade incident....
A team of USMC soldiers are running to capture an enemy base,this is the last flag of the MEC,however their tickets outrank ours...if we can get this flag,we win. Suddenly two MEC medics appear,the only marine that sees them decides that he's going to use a grenade to take them out...accidently he taps the RIGHT mouse button causing him to drop the grenade to his feet,can we say very ****ed off USMC squad and very humored MEC soldiers?

Then the APC which is due to the red name bug(I cannot believe the developers haven't fixed that crap yet!) So here I am...in an Abrams tank,doing very well for my team,there was some chatter on the side about a squad moving into a hijacked APC and going to attack the enemy...I find them and the irony,the APC name appears RED,I take immediate action and fire a round (which is all it took due to the APC being damaged because everyone in there felt they had to be specops) and WHAM, 4 team kills for me,all punishes and some 'jackass' insults,wooo....

I do sometimes loose my temper but not for being killed,if somebody is killing with alot of armor or a helicopter I try to get as far away from them as I can usually.

However team mates running into claymore or a mine and punishing...that reaaally ****es me off,I remember one time I was in an unranked server and one of my 'team' mates would always drive into my mines,I got so ****ed off that I began to just stalk him,blasting that bastard to hell and back.

[=Y.R.A=Eejit]

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One of my friends calls people "Javelin Touchers", made me laugh anyway!