Ridiculous/bizzare insults you've heard people saying on BF2

[vbl]

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I generally don't insult. it shows a lack of sophistication.


Besides, the few things that **** me off enough to get a insult usualy warrent a TK, and that just means so much more.

Actually, crafting a clever and timely insult is a demonstration of sophistication.

[vbl]

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schultz]

I loved that show!!! I don't understand why they didn't make more then 6 episodes. A couple of my favorite quotes: "Beat it bursh fire." and "I don't know Frank, the peices don't get much smaller", only then do they open the glove compartment. LMAO One more, "remember, no sax before a fight." OK OK, just one more: Woman, "Is this a bust or what", Frank, "Yes, very impressive." ROFL

I need to get my tapes out and watch them again

Schultz

Here's a few that I use from time to time:

"You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan."

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to keep on my toes."

"The doctors are giving him a 50/50 chance of making it... although there's only a 25% chance of that."

[Slapidus]

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i say phuckers and sh!t heads or i just say "your mom goes to college" :laugh:

[The_Sniper111]

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One person once told me to go to Iraq. I really don't see how this is an insult. Maybe one day someone will make a server rule that will only ban people for stupid insults that make no sense.

[Light_Wolf]

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When ppl throw insults in my general direction, I usually reply with "Go eat a squid" or sumething.

"Well, the only reason you keep getting lead from my gun in your face, is because you play as profesional as kittens on prozac"

[SPC_Zotchman]

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- Milkylicker
- Assynipples
- FartKnocker

[Sir. Shpox]

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"Do us all a favour, go stick your d*ck into A:/, Insert your body in a car engine, feed all the little chunks of yourself to your cat and sell whats left over from the cats sh*t to china so they can be sold as ornaments a*shole"

[puglous]

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I think my favorite so far is "Go eat a bag of d*cks!" Yesterday I kept cracking up whenever I thought about that.

Oh and the next guessing game part is coming soon.

[dragon159753]

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I was playing on a Taiwanese server and I swear that this one guy had something against me... didn't understand **** all though of what he said

oOo, can u pleas please please list the server's name, i've been looking for so long for taiwanese servers that me and my cousin can play together on!!!

[Rambo_Matt[US]]

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the only time i insult people and call them names is when the team is severly losing and not attacking then i go ape **** and turn into kid mode and start cursing in chat and maybe tk them if i see them standing around cause in most cases i am the one with the highest score in this sittiuation.

[Hephaistion]

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Try out "douche-whistle", that is one of my favs, also "sh1t-whistler" or "c_o_c_k-handler"(also called "chicken-farmer"), "richard whiskey" (figure that one out), Or thy the porn director approach ".....annnnnd SUCK IT!"

[Hephaistion]

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oOo, can u pleas please please list the server's name, i've been looking for so long for taiwanese servers that me and my cousin can play together on!!!

I think it is called Zipperhead-LAN

[Eddie Haskell]

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I usually get the standard "you should be out looking for the Beaver." Right after I shave theirs...

Other than that it's always some variant of gay.

[Pace]

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personally I dont rise to it...

IMO doing so glorifies the original insult in some way... I dunno... jus me

[-=[R]=-SilentNite]

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"Im going to rip your ass neck apart and feed it to my sister"

Sounds like something from the "Jerky-Boyz"