Ridiculous/bizzare insults you've heard people saying on BF2

[rtgbs7k]

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oOo, can u pleas please please list the server's name, i've been looking for so long for taiwanese servers that me and my cousin can play together on!!!

sure, there are several official taiwan servers... think they're call EATW or something like it. just browse EA and then you'll see the TW ones at the bottom if you arrenge them in a alfabetical order.

[Fielden]

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One of my personal favourites is when people insult "your mom" its almost a legendary saying now, so when they do say it give em a taste of their own medicine, "Yeah well, your mums ***** is like a badly wrapped kebab"

[AlphaNut]

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The best insult is still where you just shut up, and go hunt that guy down. Kill him over and over again without even losing a single word. Focus on him, and on him only. Completely ignore the other opponents, unless you have to kill them in order to persue your stalk Love to do this after someone insults me. I do it up to the point where the other guy leaves the server.
For some reason I barely ever read what people write in the chat. Guess I'm just too busy playing the game.

[TheSpearman]

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One recent round I was playing as Commander.

I sent a team message: "UAV needs repairs"
To which some dumbarse replied "Fix it yourself"

I guess the whole 'teamwork' thing passed this guy by. He'd probably be one of the ones whinging loudest too, when I didn't instantly drop supplies at his request or arty when and where he wants it...

You could have fixed it by dropping a supply crate next to it.

[Nihilist]

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One recent round I was playing as Commander.

I sent a team message: "UAV needs repairs"
To which some dumbarse replied "Fix it yourself"

I guess the whole 'teamwork' thing passed this guy by. He'd probably be one of the ones whinging loudest too, when I didn't instantly drop supplies at his request or arty when and where he wants it...

[Coderedpl]

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you guys cant forget
"NOOB CANNON WHORE!!!"

YOU STUPID NOOB DONt tAKE MY CHOPPER!

[Razzia.be]

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OMFG YOU ****ASS NOOB!!!! IM GONNA RIP YOU APART WITH BARE F*CKIN HANDS!!!

so damn funny when iread it

[VegaBoner]

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"Bunny hopping brat!"
"amor whoring noob"

[machstem]

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I tell people that I love them. How I want to be with them. I figure if someone is "trying" to insult me, I might as well do the opposite and flatter his/her ego, and try and marry them in-game.

I think I've even done it on the forums.

PEACE

[imported_holysoldier05]

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Now thats just taking your Liberties to a whole new level! at everyone else's expense of course! Why stop and bother what the effect it would have on everyone else on the server! but, that could cut people's response time in half! haha
BF2 Live on!

[King Taylor]

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"you better watch out or i'll get my brother to KICK YOUR ASS!"

i laughed for like ten minutes after that, turns out he was 12 and his brother was 14, i am 20 i wonder how that would have turned out? :laugh:

[Chevy_chase]

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One of the funniest i ever heard was "fvcker block"

Some russian called me that in CS:S when i supposedly "blocked" him.

[xMETNINJAx]

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I made a buddy clan called The Ass Pirates.

[imported_ColonelPanic]

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Gormless Gnits (or maybe it's nit)

Gormless = Lacking intelligence and vitality; dull
Gnit = The egg or young of a parasitic insect, such as a louse

I admit it. I didn't hear that one I used it.

[medicdustin]

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Well, this is somewhat relevant; I said "Wow, I'm Lagging really bad!"
*Seconds Later*
You have been kicked for 1 minutes for saying banned word "LAG".
Odd, to me especially.