Ridiculous/bizzare insults you've heard people saying on BF2

[puglous]

I get the feeling most people just throw these around as an excuse to curse. Here are some I've heard:

"sh** brick"
"*** pirate" (I guess it is someone who boards ships and steals people's ***es)
"You're just some little 12 year old who I would let suck my ****" (the guy came off as more of a pedaphile (sp?) than a clever insulter)

Anyone else heard weird insults like this?

[vbl]

Re: Ridiculous/bizzare insults you've heard people saying on BF2

I frequently call people doucheknuckles.

[JarEme]

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I like "mook" since the keys line up nicely on the keyboard.

[longgone]

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my personal favorites:
asshat
sh*tbird
meatbelt

[iewgnem]

Re: Ridiculous/bizzare insults you've heard people saying on BF2

Someone called me a "minority" once

now that I think about it Im not even sure if it was an insult... he was pretty mad at me though :)

[CaptainPuffy]

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I dont think I've ever seen an insult directed at me before. Then again, I never pay attention to the chat messages. Ignorance is bliss some times.

[gunitsoldier127]

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i call ppl hookers

[-=AudigyXi=-]

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Idk but my personal favorite is ricer...followed by u own a honda dont u?

[Ghost-MOH-]

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"You're as useful as a pin in a condom factory"

[x0pht]

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someone insulted my mom when i told him stfu when he was bitching about unbalanced teams. and he will see the consequence of that soon.

[same]

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"I will shoot your mom and take a **** in her mouth..." And all I did was shoot down his jet. I don't understand how people can get so upset over a GAME a game is meant to have fun not get angry.

[imported_The_Revrend]

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"how about I pull all your teeth out with pliers, fill your mouth with shards of broken glass and force you to give me head at gunpoint for an hour?"

well, it's fun to say at least. . .

Rev

[PunisherUK]

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Been called a *** AKA cigarette

[WarGimp]

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"You liberal long haired hippy stoner geek!!"

Er... I am a long haired liberal hippy stoner geek.
I wonder what his point was?

[WarGimp]

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"how about I pull all your teeth out with pliers, fill your mouth with shards of broken glass and force you to give me head at gunpoint for an hour?"

well, it's fun to say at least. . .

Rev

Is this one of those "This is going to hurt me worse than you" things?
I think I'd rather have no teeth than a shredded tool.