Ridiculous/bizzare insults you've heard people saying on BF2

[BurnTheWeed]

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"How did u no I was ther? You are a hackr, stop cheatting!"
a couple seconds go by, same guy...."I just got this game, dunno how 2 play."

rofl.

[m0nsterm@sh]

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"Jew Bastard".
Ironically, I am Jewish.
Whether I'm a bastard... that's up for debate.

[zacman13245]

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my friend and i killed someone in the F-15 and the guy told me to go "f*ck my couch." paying homage to dave chappelle.

[Hoppum]

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Whilst playing as US against mec some person told me they were gonna bitch slap me back to bangkok. I'm from the the uk, caucasion, i was playing as USMC and it wasn't even a chinese map. Guess some people are born stupid.

[x0pht]

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Whilst playing as US against mec some person told me they were gonna bitch slap me back to bangkok. I'm from the the uk, caucasion, i was playing as USMC and it wasn't even a chinese map. Guess some people are born stupid.

bangkok is in thailand, not in china. :p

[snuggnads]

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"You liberal long haired hippy stoner geek!!"

Er... I am a long haired liberal hippy stoner geek.
I wonder what his point was?

agreed, was this supposed to be an insult?

[WarGimp]

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agreed, was this supposed to be an insult?

Honestly, I'm not sure it was directed at me... but it was perty funny since I was having a puff at the time.

[Mahoro]

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Typing a sentence is even too long for me.....
how could ppl ppl type a paragraph of words while he isn't sure ppl would read it....

[puglous]

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Here's another one I heard just a couple of hours ago:

"f***stic"

It was on Kentucky Fried Server, it was previously on my favorites list but just a few minutes ago I got kicked for the reason "Puglous...shut up!". That whole round I never typed a word and I wasn't spamming the quick/voice chat in anyway.

[SaladFork]

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c*ckgoggles. Made me giggle like a little girl.

~Salad

[lil_jimmy_norton]

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I like calling people a$$c(u)nts.

[imported_Fig]

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I like calling people a$$c(u)nts.

I got a funny story about somethign similar to that.

I was riding the bus home one day (don't have a car yet...) and some retards sitting behidn me were having an argument.

I forget what it was about, but thats not important. Kid #1 Finishes his argument by saying " Just shut the **** up *******". Kid #2's dull witted response was "Well... why dont you grow some balls on your ass?"

At this point, the entire bus looks over at him like "Wtf did he just say?"
Kid #1 "...ya... sorry I don't have any assnuts, must be painful for ya, everytime ya sit down... CRACK! OW!" This got the whole bus laughing, and Kid #2 is now known as "Assnuts"

This kinda crap is too stupid to make up...

[puglous]

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Anyone up for a guessing game?

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Notice my superb paint skills.

[mjt2289]

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i must say playin with my friends is when u get some of the best insults...sometimes the worst which end up being the best.

i use a headset so you've gotta imagine these comin over the headphones...
1) You only got me cause I stopped to eat my sandwich
2) Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy? (And this guy I must say has great lungs, held it out for a good 30 seconds)
3) Peter Piper picked your peck of pickled peppers (perhaps my favorite)
and last but not least the oh so classic...
4)Your mom!!!

[Second Gunman]

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I have a buddy whose favorite insult is "farking canadians". It doesn't matter who he's talking about. Race/gender/skin tone/nationality are unimportant. Anytime he wants to insult someone.............farking canadian!